Matt Panico

Two-sport broom athlete and bad pun trivia team name generator. he/him.

[Matt Panico @mattpanico]

SCIENCE FACT: If Tom Petty was indeed "Free Falling" for his entire 4:14 hit song, he had to start at least 13.7 km above earth's surface.

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Okay fine I did the thing https://t.co/sPOCtwi8nw

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@silmerin Sorry friend, I moved to the bad place

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@silmerin

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@winekitteh There might be a non-Amtrak commuter rail that has more times?

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@jessemcdermeit We just want to see you (beat) bake that

[Matt Panico @mattpanico]

Today’s reminder that I’m old: the supermarket is playing the party rock anthem

[Rep. Mark Pocan @RepMarkPocan]

Congrats to the baristas of Colectivo Coffee on winning their first union contract! Whether you're a barista or a bricklayer, all workers deserve the chance to be represented by a union and protected by a strong collective bargaining agreement.

https://t.co/dygdzjEd4t

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Pat Robertson--who cheered the spread of AIDS as "God weeding his garden," blamed 9/11 on feminists and the ACLU, blamed Hurricane Katrina on abortion, and equated same-sex marriage with pedophilia--has died. Happy Pride Month🌈 https://t.co/SqJJU32nPv

[Matt Panico @mattpanico]

@winekitteh Soup party

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.@CVGairport with a strong entry in the “horniest airport mural” category

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

What the absolute fuck.

Tennessee legislature has expelled Justin Jones for protesting, but did NOT expel Gloria Johnson who was protesting alongside him.

I’ll let you figure out what the difference between the two is here…

[Matt Panico @mattpanico]

Open invitation to whoever is responsible for booking the @woodlandparkzoo 2023 summer concert series to hang out sometime? I think we might be the same person.

[Matt Panico @mattpanico]

Spring cleaning reminder for my fellow desk workers: you've been shedding skin and food on your keyboard for 8 hours a day. Give that thing a wipe down!

[Sen. Tammy Baldwin @SenatorBaldwin]

I fought hard to get my Respect for Marriage Act signed into law to protect same sex & interracial marriages. This was history making, but we have more work to do & must pass the Equality Act. I won’t stop until all Americans can live free of discrimination.

[Matt Panico @mattpanico]

Support your local federated social media instance https://t.co/et9tuHPZJn

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it’s merger with LiveNation should never have been approved, and they need to be reigned in.

Break them up.

[Matt Panico @mattpanico]

The last part here is really interesting to me, because I feel like this was also true when I was in my 20s. What happened to the other progressive millennials? Did we stop voting?

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On Wisconsin!

[WPR @WPR]

Democrat Tony Evers appeared to be headed to victory after GOP challenger Tim Michels conceded early Wednesday. https://t.co/fej7ad84H4

[Matt Panico @mattpanico]

What’s the local organic word for “motherfucker”?