Matt Perry

[Matt Perry @mattperry1993]

Didn’t realise Mohamed Salah was playing tonight? Any chance of talking about Wolves or Manchester United? #MNF #Skysportsfootball

[Matt Perry @mattperry1993]

I’m not having that Mr Gunga from New Delhi has got more than me

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Ranking of countries with the most handsome men in the world:

1. 🇪🇸 Spain
2. 🇸🇪 Sweden
3. 🇫🇷 France
4. 🇧🇷 Brazil
5. 🇮🇹 Italy
6. 🇹🇷 Turkey
7. 🇮🇳 India
8. 🇺🇸 United States
9. 🇯🇵 Japan
10. 🇩🇪 Germany
11. 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia
12. 🇬🇧 United Kingdom
13. 🇨🇦 Canada
14. 🇩🇰 Denmark
15. 🇿🇦 South Africa
16. 🇨🇳 China
17. 🇳🇴 Norway
18. 🇱🇧 Lebanon
19. 🇵🇰 Pakistan
20. 🇨🇿 Czech Republic
21. 🇻🇪 Venezuela
22. 🇻🇳 Vietnam
23. 🇸🇴 Somalia
24. 🇦🇴 Angola
25. 🇰🇷 South Korea

According to insidermonkey

[Matt Perry @mattperry1993]

@GaryLineker @alanshearer @MicahRichards @RestIsFootball Ask Alan if he was 2 inches inside you and Micah was 2 inches inside him, which way would he push to get out of that predicament?

[Matt Perry @mattperry1993]

@SkyCricket DPD drivers, @imVkohli, Siraj and Ghandi, you boys took one hell of a beating out there today!

[Matt Perry @mattperry1993]

@MailSport

[Matt Perry @mattperry1993]

Only because it was a surprise that it was Hojlund that finished it

[Dex @DexxterUtd]

🚨🚨🌕BREAKING: Bruno Fernandes' assist against Brentford has been voted as the best Assist for the 24/25 Premier league Season.
[@SkySportsNews]
https://t.co/O0JwZETJOH

[Matt Perry @mattperry1993]

Harvey Price is the best to come out of our country

[Matt Perry @mattperry1993]

@SkyCricket Let’s be honest, he isn’t really 14 is he 😂

[Matt Perry @mattperry1993]

@Joey7Barton I do hope your good lady is alright this morning, you obviously didn’t take too well to United winning so I imagine she took the brunt of the frustration last night?

[Matt Perry @mattperry1993]

@englandcricket If he had to have sex with 2 girls with the combined age of 30, which 2 ages would he pick? #AskBrooky

[Matt Perry @mattperry1993]

You know what the issue is then, don’t fast 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Anfield Edition | æ @AnfieldEdition]

🥈| @goal - Mohamed Salah was ranked 1st for the Ballon D’or. He has now plummeted to 6th place.

After two bad games while fasting?! Football is a cruel sport.

[Matt Perry @mattperry1993]

Didn’t Manchester United knock Arsenal out of the FA cup this year?

[𝐑𝐲𝐲🃏(fan) @AFC_Ryyy]

This is MENTAL!😭😭😭

[Matt Perry @mattperry1993]

@lampardinator Christ where you getting 8 inches from because unless I’m fisting Gordon I ain’t giving him 8 inches

[Matt Perry @mattperry1993]

@footballontnt Curtis Jones couldn’t knock the froth off a cappuccino 😂

[Matt Perry @mattperry1993]

@Joey7Barton I’ve got an idea, go down there and beat the shit out of all of them and pretend they’re your wife, that’s a good game

[Matt Perry @mattperry1993]

@englandcricket If there was a dropped catches board she’d be on that as well

[Matt Perry @mattperry1993]

@GaryLineker @RestIsFootball @MicahRichards @alanshearer If you had to have sex with 2 girls with a combined age of 30, which 2 ages would you pick?
Also, if you were 2 inches inside your mum and your dad was 2 inches inside of you, which way would you push to get out of that horrid situation?

[Matt Perry @mattperry1993]

Huge headline, no black coaches are deemed good enough to help him win the World Cup 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Thomas Tuchel has confirmed members of his England backroom staff but is yet to name a Black or minority ethnic (BME) coach as part of the FA's own placement programme.

(Source: @TeleFootball)

[JP @Jowl30]

Love the darts atmospheres but Jesus Christ can they make a new chant for once 😂

[Matt Perry @mattperry1993]

👏🏻

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Rashad Sweeting could’ve played it sensible but he went for the 180 instead🎯

So, as thanks for being a legend and triggering another £1,000 donation from us to @prostateuk, we’re making the one-off pledge to pay his travel costs to and from the Bahamas.

Fair play Rashad.