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too lazy to make separate accounts for my sports and political tweets so this is gonna be a mess.

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The ADHD urge to congratulate yourself for thinking about doing something productive, taking that sweet serotonin hit, then coasting for a smooth 2 more hours without even thinking about actually doing it again. Repeat until too late to stay up anymore.

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@jonlubecky @ryangrim Are you a toddler?

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@ryangrim What chapter of Art of War is this strategy from?

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https://t.co/MI9gnFuueh

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Johnson gets murdered. No and 1. Brunson comes down and gets breathed on. And 1. So surprised.

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@AdamCrafton_ Because MLS is run by exactly the same type of people who have no problem with or think this is actually a good idea.

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@TheFFBallers catching up on episodes and we're gonna do the thing where when Trev has good games he's Pony Boy and bad games he's Horse Child, right? RIGHT???

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I'm gonna find whoever designed the line for the Ministry of Magic Battle ride at Epic Universe, and I'm gonna punch them right in the dick.

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Wtf was that defending, sure, but wtaf was that from Hoyos? He jumped 1 inch in place on a shot he could clearly get set and time his jump step for. I'm no goalkeeping expert but I've played enough ball to know that was a horrible effort.

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My early assessment of Tata 2.0 so far is that all Tata's guys look like dudes, but he's still saddled with too many non-dudes. This team still has no gas and no true source of creativity.

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@hasanthehun Also Trump may have carried Georgia twice but he's only 2 out of 3

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@MLSMoves Roldan came in specifically to give him cover and he still gave Doku the endline on that goal.

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Weah useless against Doku. He has Roldan there to the inside, specifically to cover him and he still gives doku the goal line.

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@SHWrites Weah vs Doku is not working. He either needs help or to be replaced.

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@MLSMoves Weah playing rb against doku needs to be addressed but other than that it was a pretty good half. Gotta close down those long shots faster too. Was only a matter of time before they put a solid effort on goal.

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Every single thing here is levered to protect corporations and screw over regular people. I was laid off a month ago from a job I was excellent at, but no job prospects seem likely atm and I'm having an anxiety attack wondering how I haven't ruined my family. Fuck capitalism.

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@squidbilly929 Yeah he's a "screw that guy" (complimentary) in the same category as Luke Kuechly.

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@BayernSpace Not the way I'd prefer it to happen but please God, save us from this hot garbage.

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@arvankirk Truly a weird one. Nothing from any angle ever looked even close to a foul. VAR ref had plenty of time to look at it and still advised ref to look (which basically means VAR ref thought it should be a PK).

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Why is VAR even telling the red to check this pk shout on Gregerson?

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@BrettKollmann I remember listening to Waldman years ago talking with an NFL scout or somebody how the NFL is not in the development business, it expects you to largely do that yourself, on your own dime, and it seemed impossible to me at the time. But over time, it's only been reinforced.