Matt B

Sadly this isn't a parody account, this is actually me.

[Matt B @mattsbishop]

I was turned by a White Walker. Game of Thrones Season 5 premieres 13 April, 9pm on @SkyAtlantic #GoTExhibit https://t.co/xsooLFW8hc

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Yes England!! #6Nations

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Where is the God of tits and wine?

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Whatever was a dapper laugh?

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Looks like it's a night in watching the bake off!

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Stiff upper lip and all that

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Messiah to the animals

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@rustyrockets I brush my teeth to African child!

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BRB

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Lock your phone. Leave for 5 mins. Check the time.. It's September.. Jesus!

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Redbull soap box is grade A quality banter!! #redbull #soapboxrace

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Never waited so long for a hair cut.. You could cut the tension with a knife.. But I'd prefer it if he cut my hair with scissors..

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Ello love

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@Chris_Stark Charlie actually bit your finger!! Shame you got bell flicked though.. #Swings&Roundabouts

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jumanji!!!

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@MariaBart94 same I'm half an hour early!! What do I do?!

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Germany 2-1

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Oh god...

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Does Thiago silva not like playing football? He seems to do anything to get sent off..

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Good bye Holland