Matt Schimke

Generally doing tweets at the gym but not, like, a gym account, per se.

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No thanks to @delta today lol

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Of all the places I travel to, Minot is still consistently the most difficult/remote to get to.

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Nothing scarier than a large group of Parisian 14 year olds walking towards you on the sidewalk, every single one of them ripping cigarettes.

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I think it’s funny when people complain not being taught “how to do our taxes” in high school. They’re hard! There’s a highly respected profession that exists to do them! A lot of people hire accountants every year! Your Econ teacher probably used H&R Block!

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@viviamarga Careful what you wish for

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@klubsteele zing

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If you’re wondering what living in Paris during fashion week is like: instead of seeing one person a day in the most insane outfit you’ve ever seen, you see 50

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Fun Friday fact: recently learned that the street I live on has existed since at least 1331.

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I still have absolutely no idea what a sourdough starter is.

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@klubsteele Subscribed.

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Someone control the french.

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I am fully supportive of 99% of fashion trends (70s are back? Lets go). However the one exception I will always roast are these things. Do not tell me these glasses are fashion. That is wrong.

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@klubsteele “End of Ze World” propaganda.

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I love when the metro goes 3mph through the tunnels it’s like being on the world’s most boring Disney ride.

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@claybow34 Took a couple days to think about this, and I’ll say this: without the bad times we can’t appreciate the good.

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One of my French coworkers just said, “Pardon my French,” and then swore in English and THAT, folks, is comedy.

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Just an fyi as summer’s approaching the “who will visit me first” title is still up for grabs.

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A fun thing about living near “Republic Square” in the capital city of the country that invented modern democracy is that there are parades/protests once every three days and I’ve gotten great at weaving through, like, entire woodwind sections just to go to the gym.

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Currently 0 for 6 on “years my trip back isn’t delayed when I come home for Christmas”.

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Sure, I could tell you boring facts about France, like how prevalent smoking is or how often people are eating pâté (always), but you know what’s more interesting? How many people are still using WIRED HEADPHONES.