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@skumWgmi Gen X: this conversation is gay and retarded.

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@StarWarsDaily_ Who?

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@WENDIGO_420x No, they've always been that way.

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@omgsidewalks Literally went to a f*cking hot dog stand and ordered a brat with onions. They handed me a pager to let me know when it was done. Bro, how is that not done 2 seconds after I ordered it? I hate food trucks.

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@OHaraSports @TheHockeyNews Does his team suck at the power play in the game just like in reality?

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@kylekeefetv I didn't know the tank on a Ford Fiesta was that big.

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@RealJamesWoods They've never read anything.

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@MomAngtrades I thought just the word "cyclist" was sufficient.

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@MoMohler Good for him.

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@TheExtremeMusi1 Saw Bob Dylan. He was awful. I started making fun of him. Pissed everyone off around me. It was so fun!

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@AdamDavis Nobody realizes "the best burger" comes off your own grill. Not from some fucking retard that went to culinary school just to cook hamburgers.

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@GilesLMcKenzie @Hertz Don't use @Avis either.

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@ashincolorado Walked out of a Wal-Mart the other day past 3 employees all looking at their phones.

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@0xembot The best part of the video is cut because he looks at the coach and says "you heard me."

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@Scorp67a @Tyler_Polumbus I was about to say "wait til you hit 50"

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@BullMooseMemes Today?

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@strallweat Queen

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@ConorMcGahey @MileHighRoach We were at the game and my wife said Conor is doing the "Avalanche Goal" pretty good. We did miss the whoop whoop though.

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@RyanGreeneDNVR There's literally a song called rocky mountain way but fuck it let's change the lyrics to a way worse song.

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@MobstersDaily This is the best laugh I've had in awhile for some retarded reason.