Matteo Lake

Melburnian turned Montrealer 🍁. Latent polyglot nerd and serial napper.

[Matteo Lake @mattsfk]

"It was a mistake coming here." *Walks out of fitness section at department store*

[Matteo Lake @mattsfk]

@ServicesGovAU Hi, I am Australian citizen but am also a permanent resident of Canada (where I've been for over 10 years). In February, I went back to Australia for a visit, and during my stay I was sent a Medicare card automatically. Should I be concerned for having received it?

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@canadapostcorp @canadaposthelps are seriously going to tell me that ringing the doorbell is not part of their standard procedure for deliveries?

I am AT HOME. No one used the doorbell. What an absolute WASTE of time and resources.

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@melbaquarium Hi, any ETA for when your website will be up and running again so that ticket purchases can be made online?

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@ato_gov_au

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Hi @ato_gov_au, this year, why is Canada not in the drop down for Foreign Income Conversion? What am I supposed to do?

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Nobody: --

Me at 11PM emerging from a 4-month Twitter hiatus: Scouring FB likes/reactions from posts from years ago to hone in on the little bitches who've unfriended you since

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Closed now!

[Matteo Lake @mattsfk]

Join my Union Circle to evolve Finizen! BBCSPH

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@lilfade Thank you my Mastodon guardian angel!

[Matteo Lake @mattsfk]

Everyone go follow me on #Mastodon. Don't ask me how though; I'm looooooooooooost.

[Sinéad Crowley @SineadCrowley]

Ok, I’ve joined #Mastodon but also this

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

America is huge compared to other continents

[Matteo Lake @mattsfk]

The solidarity you feel when other elderly millennials spit out their 20-year-old #ICQ UINs without skipping a beat #61502390 #IYKYK

[Lisa Gilroy @TheLisaGilroy]

To my followers: do better

[Matteo Lake @mattsfk]

Plz don’t forget he used to be this:

[Albert Ho @Lozarious]

I forgot his birthday, but this old man is 11 now!!

[Matteo Lake @mattsfk]

This new Tove Lo song is very Tove Lo
#grapefruit #iapprove

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Is Early Access on Steam ever not practically a scam? Inquiring minds wanna know

[beardy boy @joshua_j123]

The Kelly Rowland/Excel mystery has finally been resolved

[daniela @abolishICE6969]

we never did get to grab that drink…