Matt Smalling

Nothing particularly interesting. #UGA #DoubleDawg : Econ ‘05 & MBA ‘10 Kennesaw▶️Athens #JurassicGuy

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@ReneeMLC @adamslily @ComfortablySmug Don’t apologize. Own it. Be petty. Make your decisions on politics boil down to toast. The rest of us are.

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@CharlesSchwabFO @cws_groundscrew @CWSOmaha @NCAABaseball If they can ruin tradition and move the @NCAATennis championship from Athens to Orlando and bastardize CFB, let’s move the @NCAABaseball outta Omaha to Atlanta — home to one of the highest per capita rates of college baseball players.

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@jarvis_best It’s a live puppet. They hook up inside a whale’s mouth and when they orgasm, it causes the whale to blasts them out its blowhole. The puppet becomes a real boy, the camera pulls back… and they’re on Epstein Island.

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@3YearLetterman Give UGA the 2014 natty & Gurley his Heisman.

Also, bring back Jeremy Pruitt. Fighting Mark Richt on his own lawn while drunk just means he’s got that DAWG in him and isn’t something @3YearLetterman hasn’t done a half dozen times after an unexplainable loss.

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@BoardGeniuses If you can’t win a a silly little sports competition, why do you expect us to think the NATS can win at life?

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Glad @BradWCAttorney has added a new gig as @BEEFOBRADY’s new marketing guru.

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@NateSilver538 @jaketapper Spreading “content” over a few weeks vs. dumping it all at once is better for clicks

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@CalebComposed @SwrveYT The intern that had the login finished their semester and forgot to let their boss know they changed the password.

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Just a Yankee in America putting out there that I would enjoy seeing British icon @max_fosh on @taskmaster.

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@3YearLetterman Oct 14, 2006 - Vandy beats UGA in Athens.

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@micsolana There are those that give a pass to Mao, Hilter, Stalin and Pol Pot…the same people will give a pass to mosquitoes saying they are fighting against the evils of capitalism and liberty.

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@GeorgiaFootball You should play some football games there instead of doing neutral site games…

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@Martinmathien @BDisgusting I mean penknife or blowgun doesn’t sound as terrifying as axe

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.@3YearLetterman the wienermobile got stuck in Tink’s tunnel #TimLovesTink

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@Com2Serj That’s great and all…but what about a cheap drone packed with explosives? Russia seems to be having a hell of a time countering those

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@dawgsports “But UGAAA will make more money!”

The city of Athens you claim to love will get $0 from economic impact and soulless big city will get even more $$$”

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@AtlantaFalcons “You kill the Joe, you make some mo’”

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@AtlantaFalcons The return of THE Terry Tate, office linebacker?!?!?!?

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@AtlantaFalcons The return of THE Terry Tate, office linebacker?!?!?!?

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@iowahawkblog UGA & FSU just canceled a home/home in lieu of a neutral site game. Also series with Oregon and UCLA out right favor of playing a lower division.

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@iowahawkblog I live in Athens, GA, and I love the current CFB chaos. But moving Power 4 home-and-home games to a neutral site game in a big city is gutting small college towns. Every game moved strips $15–50M per game from local economies that depend on those weekends.