Matt 🧄

generic employee @ poncle. thoughts are barely coherent and entirely my own

[Matt 🧄 @mattsmithone]

@Just_Ge0 Tag me in brother I got you

[Matt 🧄 @mattsmithone]

The pilot is telling everyone to put their baggage in the premium overhead space i got told I had to pay for?

[Matt 🧄 @mattsmithone]

@easyJet fuck you

[Matt 🧄 @mattsmithone]

r baggage policy nonsense

[Matt 🧄 @mattsmithone]

@OldSchoolRS @RSDragonwilds @StarforgePCs pls gimme

[Matt 🧄 @mattsmithone]

fuck estate agents fuck estate agents

[Matt 🧄 @mattsmithone]

I casually mention that I would replace my stupid human limbs with robot ones like 6 or 7 times and now I’m getting ads for prosthetics fml

[Matt 🧄 @mattsmithone]

linkedin is corporate soulless vomit disguised as people tossing themselves off in public

[Matt 🧄 @mattsmithone]

thank you to whoever made sneezing so intimate and good feeling

[Matt 🧄 @mattsmithone]

my new years resolution is more chaos and less sense. thanks in advance

[Vampire Survivors | Vampire Crawlers 🧛 @poncle_vampire]

New DLC announced!

🧛 Vampire Survivors: Emergency Meeting 🚨

The Survivors join forces with the Among Us Crewmates to be the bullet hell... in space! 🚀

Coming 18th Dec to PC & Xbox🧄 Nintendo Switch & mobile arriving later

Wishlist now! https://t.co/xVfxT7HAed
#DayoftheDevs

[Vampire Survivors | Vampire Crawlers 🧛 @poncle_vampire]

We are so grateful to be nominated by @AppStore as a finalist for...

'iPhone Game of the Year' 🎉

Thank you so much! 💖 Congrats to all the finalists 👏
https://t.co/tRcspAdJKi

#AppStoreAwards #VampireSurvivors @poncle_games

[Matt 🧄 @mattsmithone]

@blobbiesworld u ok

[Matt 🧄 @mattsmithone]

@gekido aha this is realistically the most important point of all!

[Matt 🧄 @mattsmithone]

@fourfivesix66 @maximilian_ yes we fuckin do

[Matt 🧄 @mattsmithone]

@Just_Ge0 TIL I am a horror film

[Luca 🧄 @poncle_soft]

[EDGE ALERT]

Effective January 1, 2024, we will rename some stats to make them more clear.

[Matt 🧄 @mattsmithone]

@Just_Ge0 weather disliked that

[Matt 🧄 @mattsmithone]

@SelwynPhillips very authentic