Chicagoans—
The barbarians lie broken in retreat, and their captain named ‘Nine’ is unmasked as naught but a 'Zero' in the book of war. Chicago’s banner flies high as the barbarians scatter to the frosted lakes of crackled ice.
The only ice in the region floods my veins.
—CW
My step dad was telling me a story about how he got food poisoning and when he was puking he accidentally hit the bidet button on the side and it just drenched his face.
I can’t stop laughing.