Matt

[bald 🇪🇺🏆🏆🏆 @palarsebald]

In pub to watch Japan game

Someone asked what times it kicking off

Said we can do it now mate

Put him through the floor

Mug

[Griff @Gav_Griffiths]

We’re mental aren’t we

[Brad Tate @that_damntate]

Catch me if you can!!!

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this drip is unfathomable

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

how recruiters look at you when you don’t have 6 years of experience in a tool that was invented 2 years ago

[Jackson Doud @JacksonDoud]

Dude behind me at lunch ordered “The usual.”

Got hit back with a “and that would be?”

Has to be absolutely devastating. Can’t even imagine.

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

When a BMW driver gets a pilot's licence.

[Matt @mattt_t1]

@owenk98 Few kids tickets available for Southampton

[anz¹ @fourdiaz]

Max verstappen when he has to race someone wheel to wheel

[Tomi @tomiwebstr]

antony press conference on wednesday

[tam @Tam551872]

Stewards had a shocker here 😂

[SamaEl @Sxma__El]

No health problems !!

[💫 @itxLilyana]

nobody:

clocks at 6:50pm:

[hitdizzle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇷🇸🇳🇲🇦🇩🇿 @hitdvm]

4 year old me watching Pingu:

[Paul Williams @thepaulwilliams]

Buying houses is mental

Buy a car or a bag of chips, the price is defined

Buy a house, you have to guess how much the owner wants

Not allowed to speak to the owner

Instead you have to go via a 19 year old, in a Mini, who doesn't live there and wants you to pay over the odds

[CS 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @CFC_CS]

Chris Martin in August 2025: