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KCCO, Texas, Texas Rangers,

[Alex @sanpellyenjoyer]

When a Mexican is born they get sorted Harry Potter style into the fan bases of the Steelers, Raiders, 49ers, or Cowboys regardless of their geographical location

[baka @matttrosas]

@Sarcastic_Canuk @DRosenello @ImMeme0 Ah now they move the goalposts from “illegals took all the jobs” to now “pay us more money, then we’ll work” candyass crybabies really

[baka @matttrosas]

@Klein_Tools Hey Klein, tried to exchange some scissors at @HomeDepot which apparently doesn’t carry your scissors in store anymore, (online only) and it’s giving no help or options to replace them with your lifetime warranty or get them into the store. Can you help?

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

if you’re a guy and you’re having a bad day just remember no one really cares ..

[The Dallas Highlighter @DallasHighlight]

🚨PLAYOFF TICKET GIVEAWAY🚨

Dallas Stars WCF Game 1 (5/21 Wed.)
2 Tickets - Section 331, Row CC

To Enter: Like, Repost, Follow

Winner will be chosen Tuesday via random selection live-streamed on Twitch

Good Luck Everyone & Go Stars!

[𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂 Acetaminochan 𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂 @AnimeTylenol]

I genuinely believe that at least 1/4 of the population is not mentally fit to drive a car.
It should be MUCH harder to acquire a driver’s license

[baka @matttrosas]

Conspiracy: MLB gave the Yankees these to test out and see if other teams would move to adopt to try and drum up more viewers and fans to watch the sport since viewership has been declining

[GoldBoys Bets @GoldBoys]

Elly De La Cruz first day using a torpedo bat:

4-5
2 HRs
7 RBIs
4 Runs
11 Total bases

[GoldBoys Bets @GoldBoys]

Elly De La Cruz first day using a torpedo bat:

4-5
2 HRs
7 RBIs
4 Runs
11 Total bases

[baka @matttrosas]

Want to see a bunch of people die? This is the express way. those rules are written in blood

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: Republican Congressman Andy Biggs has introduced a bill to abolish OSHA.

The entire text of the bill reads "The Occupational Safety and Health Act of 1970 is repealed. The Occupational Safety and Health Administration is abolished."

[baka @matttrosas]

I feel as if I don’t have any friends anymore but the ones i make at the bar being social 😂

[Rae Sremmurd @RaeSremmurd]

That girl is a real crowd pleaser

[baka @matttrosas]

Smh he’s been the problem almost everytime and yet again 12th man strikes again

[baka @matttrosas]

Ayo maybe I’ll spend a Christmas or winter in ny next year

[baka @matttrosas]

It was a joke at first but Quinn ewers really is the 12th man. Who’s paying this clown to throw these games

[baka @matttrosas]

@iskipshowers @CaliMtnCryptid You forgot carp. Don’t forget about those slimy invasive bastards

[baka @matttrosas]

12th man ewers back at it again smh

[baka @matttrosas]

Music really is the single best invention of humanity

[baka @matttrosas]

If Klay transforms back into a splash bro, him and Luka will be disgusting

[baka @matttrosas]

@StoneBrewing bummed I got a variety 12’er and all of them are filled with some particulates and have a weird metallic not right taste to them. Guess I’ll stick to @newbelgium now.

[baka @matttrosas]

Listening to Aggies try and cope:

[Message Board Geniuses @BoardGeniuses]

Well-placed sources tell MBG that things are not going well inside the #Texas program. #HookEm