Matt Lewis

[andy @heyitsandy_]

don’t listen to those people who say “no one cares about your spotify wrapped” because i care, i care because i’m a deeply nosey person

[planty_hoes @planty_hoes]

When my partner starts tallying up how much I spent on plants this year

[Am(a)²n @justmxnny]

Prices of video streaming services (yearly):

Netflix - £71.99
Prime video - £79.99
Disney+ - £59.99
University- £9250

[JP @Jprz1321]

This is actually terrifying.

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

Pretty sure we could test the entire UK in 24hrs if we let Aldi checkout assistants run the testing centres

[Matt Lewis @mattulewis]

Just want a fat Ramore please

[emily @emlymlner]

this. and the comments are spot ON

[GINA TONIC @GlNATONIC]

if i was allowed to remove something inane from existence forever it would be plates because every meal is better in a wide pasta bowl

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

It will forever be a mystery to me how the foil completely covers a full easter egg, you eat half, then the foil is somehow no longer big enough to even cover a half

[Richard Cook @cookywook]

what idiot called it ‘a letter from the prime minister’ and not borispondence

[Matt Lewis @mattulewis]

Never seen anything more me

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i am not concerned with the sports. i am however. very concerned with the snacks associated

[Shae. @_MightyB]

This is screaming “hm... now I need something sweet.” to me 😭😭😂😂😂

[Matt Lewis @mattulewis]

Spotted: Frozone training academy

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

It probably did