Matt Upson

Fixing dirty road cars | Ex-Motorsport Technician | Petrol head | All views are my own etc.

[Matt Upson @mattupson]

@tescomobile is hands down the worst mobile network I’ve ever had the displeasure of using. Little to no signal or data 80% of the time. When I do have 5G, the speeds are so beyond sub-par. Constantly have to reboot to gain signal and/or data. Unacceptable and unusable service.

[Matt Upson @mattupson]

Still amazes me to this day how we got this car out for race 3 at Donington after @jasonplato did somersaults in race 2.

More impressive is JP than finishing 6th. Even Papa Plato got involved making sure the roof was clean 😂

https://t.co/vzpR9ilr77

[Matt Upson @mattupson]

@AldiUK please stop vacuum packing your mince - it’s vile, doesn’t separate properly and has the consistency of, well, I can’t even explain.

[Matt Upson @mattupson]

@PersimmonHomes - Not only did you commit legal fraud by forging MY signature to release retention money, you built out stone house with the wrong mortar, left with no hot water or heating for 9 weeks, no shower for 3, list goes on. Please share far and wide. #avoidpersimmon

[Matt Upson @mattupson]

@PersimmonHomes and @NHBC you should both be ashamed of yourselves. Not only, as a home builder, do Persimmon think this finish is acceptable, but the warranty provider also does. NHBC claims investigator didn’t even produce a spirit level or plumb line to check!

[Matt Upson @mattupson]

@PersimmonHomes - embarrassment of a company. Lies, deceit, legal FRAUD, broken promises and bare face lies from regional MD’s. DO NOT BUY from this joke of a company. They forge league documents to release money and then promise you the world, for nothing to happen. Woeful.

[Matt Upson @mattupson]

@HMRCcustomers I have been provided with a work van I can use for personal use, my employer tells me I need to inform HMRC myself, is this correct and if so how do I do that?

[Matt Upson @mattupson]

@DHLParcelUK Absolutely shocking service - driver couldn’t find address, gave instructions and promised it would be delivered that day. No show, arranged to collect from MK today, drove one hour and got told they don’t know where parcel is and to get another one sent out!?

[Matt Upson @mattupson]

@jasonplato Sad to see your BTCC journey come to and end, it’s been a fruitful one! Was an absolute pleasure working with you 2009-2011, and being part of your 2010 title with Chevrolet BTCC 🏆

[Matt Upson @mattupson]

@jasonplato @Jack_Pullin @JimGurmin @BTCC @DoningtonParkUK @thruxtonracing Yet myself, @bizkit1979 and the RML got you back out for race 3 💪🏻

[Matt Upson @mattupson]

#amazonthief

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Don’t expect this kind of behaviour from @AmazonUK - parcel delivered and driver decided she wanted to help herself to another delivery already left behind the bin. Been reimbursed for missing package but still completely unacceptable.

[Matt Upson @mattupson]

@BlueVanMan4 Spotted today, hope you enjoyed your meal!

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@Tesco... I’d hardly call this a ‘rack of ribs’, in fact I’d barely even push to call it half a rack. Actually, I counted four ribs... didn’t even fill half the packaging!

[Matt Upson @mattupson]

Some @jasonplato artwork for the man cave, courtesy of @Popbangcolour. Brings back memories.

[Spin Master Toys UK @spinmasteruk]

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[Mob @mobkitchen]

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