mattwalker

Ex-USN Helicopter Crewchief/Rescue Swimmer, Desert Storm vet, Chronicle reporter, single father, blues yodeler, Astrodome preservationist, closet comedy writer

[mattwalker @mattwalker1957]

@GallantSays I use DeWalt vice grips and a 12mm socket wrench. Works great on everything (except sushi).

[mattwalker @mattwalker1957]

@mrglenn I had antibiotics for 3 weeks (septic blood), but felt much better afterwards.

[mattwalker @mattwalker1957]

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[mattwalker @mattwalker1957]

Official website https://t.co/rlzmaFbPib
@ArtistReach @LeahWon1 @hseoconsulting @KnightRk998877 @cavebiology @markfbutler @mryznkwcz @KenCultureMap @MelissAguilar @BigDadDewgong

[mattwalker @mattwalker1957]

@greggutfeld Why wasn't Tyrus on your show last night?

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@greggutfeld You predicted that this would happen.

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@mrglenn You're right, as usual...

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@mrglenn The Last Detail-but not by much.

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@mrglenn The Last Picture Show-but not by much.

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@mrglenn Bannon is Shakespearean. He holds the skull of Alexander Haig, and asks, "How could I DO this to me?"

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@GallantSays Do u think we can win game 5 with Keuchel? I'm sure game 6 is ours with Virlander, even in LA

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He has 6 (nevermind)

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He's got 6 (nevermind) #EdThePhotog

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Has Keuchel got 5Ks so far tonight? #EdThePhotog

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@LisaMarieBoothe Did you replace Kat Timpf (I hope)?

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@KatTimpf Did you go on vacation?

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@basedbarnie I love you too. A lot. I miss being with you.

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@czabe Brady stole his own jersey. Felony theft statute of limitations:10 yrs. Explains why no one was caught. He'll sell it($1mil) in 2027.

[mattwalker @mattwalker1957]

Brady stole his own jersey. Felony theft statute of limitations:10 yrs. Explains why no one was caught. He'll sell it for a million in 2027.

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@GallantSays What if Brady stole his own jersey? It'd increase its worth. Felony theft Statute-limitations:10 years. Its in his sock drawer.