Matt Wano

Mostly tweets complaining about Bengals, Penguins, Marathon Training, or Finance. Duquesne University | Pittsburgh, PA

[Matt Wano @MattWano]

Tony Dungy’s “6 Words” about building a strong culture (definitely not 29 words) @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake

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@StripesCincy The law firm

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@HughJupside @SharpFootball Surely you’ve seen them draft sir.

[Bryce DeGroat @NFL_Convo]

Bengals Defensive Adds:

Edge Boye Mafe (3 Years, $60M)
DT Jonathan Allen (2 Years, $28M)
S Bryan Cook (3 Years, $42.5M)

And just like that they go from the 32rd ranked defense to the 31st ranked defense🔥

[Mark Chalifoux @markchalifoux]

Reports indicating Hendrickson chose Baltimore because he felt it was the best culture fit to be on a team that also backs out of deals they agreed to.

[Josh Yohe @JoshYohe_PGH]

I was talking with Jordan Staal this morning and asked him if he saw what Geno did to Rasmus Dahlin the other day.
Staal, without cracking a smile, responded by quoting Anchorman: "Brick killed a guy."

[Sean Davis @seanmdav]

THE inappropriate relationship

[Matt Wano @MattWano]

@Atrioc, sitting here realizing I’m looking forward to simpler times ahead:

A time where Ticketmaster will gouge my eyes out at checkout via a dynamic pricing model as I attempt to buy tickets to the Minneapolis version of Nuremberg Trials

[Matt Wano @MattWano]

I’m not convinced this mother fucker has ever played cards. Maybe uno? A game where the objective is to have no cards so by having all the cards you are playing like this?

Yes this man’s talking about playing uno

[WORLD NEWS @_MAGA_NEWS_]

🚨 ALERT: In a bombshell revelation, EU sources disclosed that Europe successfully used U.S. debt securities to pressure Trump on Greenland. A Danish pension fund had begun dumping debt securities and the EU was ready to do the same on a massive scale to crumble the U.S. economy.

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@JoeGoodberry @vancemeek Fair enough, I guess if I can help it I’d avoid using a top 10 pick on a guy who’s already had a major ligament injury. I know guys come back & can be fine & that injuries are unpredictable but if he gets the same injury in the NFL guys have a way harder time returning from a 2nd

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: ICE officials are reportedly worried that, if Congress requires ICE agents to unmask and wear identification, 75% of the agents will quit rather than be ostracised for the rest of their lives by family, friends, employers, and society.

[Hypernormalizzation200fella @hypernormaliz]

@RpsAgainstTrump @grok

[Matt Wano @MattWano]

@Alex_Cincy91 Approximately 0:00 remaining in the 4th quarter of the 2023 AFC championship game

[Matt Wano @MattWano]

@kdawg8585_t @JamesWi11047973 @BengalsKorey Yo drop a link of the articles US civilians DHS shot in the face back then, I must have missed them on the news wire back then when this exact same stuff was happening so happy to get caught up whenever you have those.

[Matt Wano @MattWano]

@knotjen1973 @jennvinestx @jaketapper 2 Jenns enter, but only 1 Jenn leaves. This Monday night, only on PPV.

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@jaketapper @jaketapper unloading a full clip of tweets into this defenseless man. For shame

[Matt Wano @MattWano]

@danielwest35 @_dhutchinson @TheClemReport In his own words:

[Jason Selvig @jasonselvig]

Whoa that’s crazy. Were they shot in the head?

[The Theater Lovers | Will & Rachael @theater_lovers]

Wasn’t the Titanic’s downfall famously due to ice?