Matt Werner

[hotsause @Laaaam_chop]

Just wish cunt was a more socially accepted word, love firing one off every now and again but always gotta check that the coast is clear (ya know for cunts of course)

[Matt Werner @mattwerner44]

@Juicy_J4Y I’m sorry for both of us lol

[Jayden Hague @Juicy_J4Y]

We’re not playing around this year @jaguars #DUUUUUVAL

[hotsause @Laaaam_chop]

No better way to start the day than the classic brush ur teeth while pissing combo

[Matt Werner @mattwerner44]

@TPBoysClips @ReddGrove

[Matt Werner @mattwerner44]

@ReddGrove @dakshgarg94 DM sent

[Matt Werner @mattwerner44]

@ReddGrove @CopThese Really hope you’re claiming your shoe sales on your taxes, pal!!!

[ESPN @espn]

On This Date: Kerry Wood struck out 20 batters in a single game, tying the MLB record in 1998.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Posting a defensive highlight in the 16th inning of a 1-1 game should go over well.

[Matt Werner @mattwerner44]

They call it “bunting”. It’s new

[Matt Werner @mattwerner44]

I will never understand how the greatest current coaches in baseball don’t decide to play small ball to win the game

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Here is your #OpeningDay #Cubs lineup!

Game preview: https://t.co/7v3r0mdhyw #EverybodyIn

[Matt Werner @mattwerner44]

@ReddGrove They are next to each other, glad you know the streets of Wilkes Barre!!

[Matt Werner @mattwerner44]

@Cubs @_jakewysocki

[Matt Werner @mattwerner44]

@TPBoysClips @ReddGrove

[Matt Werner @mattwerner44]

@TPBoysClips @ReddGrove

[Matt Werner @mattwerner44]

Santa and I just split a six pack and some cookies. Perks of being a dad

[Matt Werner @mattwerner44]

Biggest difference about being a dad? Using LOL instead lol. LOL

[Matt Werner @mattwerner44]

Just took Wrigley for a walk and he waited till we were back home so he could poop in his own yard. And Sara tells me I don't have him trained. Lol

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Want to attend #NLCS Game 3? RT by 11 a.m. tomorrow to enter for two tix via @MLBNetwork. Be sure to catch their pre and postgame coverage!