Matt Willis

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

[Roby ⛩️ @Samurai_Roby]

@dymension Can we still increase our allocation?

[Matt Willis @mattwillis88]

Essay complete more than 24 hours before its due... Very uncharacteristic of me.

[Matt Willis @mattwillis88]

It's called skim milk people!!! Just because you think it makes you skinny doesn't mean it's called skin milk!

[Matt Willis @mattwillis88]

3.5 hours in, 900 words written, 35% of essay done... and it's not due till Wednesday. Cheering!

[Matt Willis @mattwillis88]

Currently being tested on the whole "in sickness and in health" part of the wedding vows.

[Matt Willis @mattwillis88]

Four years with this face... Delight! http://t.co/sqpHbkJY

[Matt Willis @mattwillis88]

Just started a book where there's a school shooting in the first chapter... Heavy!

[Matt Willis @mattwillis88]

@nikkilee8 it is definitely not a gay man haha.

[Matt Willis @mattwillis88]

Meet Marley. Couldn't figure out if it was a boy or girl... So we went gender neutral. http://t.co/fiLtdjsE

[Matt Willis @mattwillis88]

She destroyed it... 5-1. http://t.co/VcQDICdr

[Matt Willis @mattwillis88]

Dad doing his thing at oatly pub... Quality! http://t.co/R3W1NLQv

[Matt Willis @mattwillis88]

pretty sure I love my job...

[Matt Willis @mattwillis88]

Just putting it out there but I'm going to Thailand! http://t.co/yhlP59AQ

[Matt Willis @mattwillis88]

That sickening feeling when you find out an essay is due in 40 minutes and you had no idea... That's me right now.