Matt

Freelance Advertising / SEO content copywriter. If I’m not working, I’m playing golf.

[Matt @mattwritescopy]

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[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

This week alone:

DOJ opens an investigation into the woman Trump raped.

The White House is caught steering a $620 million contract to Don Jr.’s firm.

The Pentagon hands out a $10 billion contract after Trump buys stock in the company.

Foreign governments are caught funneling hundreds of millions into a random JPMorgan account tied to Trump’s “Board of Peace” with no oversight.

It’s just Thursday.

The corruption isn’t hidden anymore. It’s happening out in the open.

[Alex Prompter @alex_prompter]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Nothing to see here.

[Joel Montfort @jmontforttx]

Alligator Alcatraz is closing after one year and wasting $1B to house 1400 immigrants. That's an eye-popping $714,285 per occupant. Everything this administration does is filled with fraud and waste. https://t.co/3DoG1YTjTh

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

He’s right. The Republican Party isn’t a party of ideas. Or policy. It doesn’t stand for anything. It’s just a bunch of people being blindly loyal to corrupt madman who controls the primary voting base, but is unpopular with the rest of the country.

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

*THE* defining issue of Biden's term in office was grocery prices. The media never shut the fuck up about (take your pick) milk, eggs, bacon, etc and yet Trump is INTENTIONALLY CAUSING PRICES TO SKYROCKET and he's getting a fraction of the heat Biden received. Fucking infuriating

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

He gets a ballroom. An Arch. A new reflecting pool. 10 billion directly into his pocket from taxpayers. Billions from special interests seeking favors and pardons.

What has America gotten? Tariffs, a new war, higher gas prices, inflation.

Truly a golden age.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I’ll admit, when I was a kid in the 90s I definitely thought that Kid Rock would have less direct involvement with military operations

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Are we just supposed to forget about this?

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Gollum in the lava watching the ring melt

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Posting like this while defunding the forest and national park service is such bullshit, man

[Matt @mattwritescopy]

LeBron is the GOAT, I will be hearing none of those MJ arguments.

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Most 25/5/5 playoff games:

80 — LeBron after turning 30
75 — LeBron before turning 30
73 — Michael Jordan

[Michael McFaul @McFaul]

To state the obvious (but being forgotten by many), we didn’t need to go to war to open the Strait of Hormuz. It was already open. To claim this outcome as a war achievement is paradoxical.

[gino.eth 💽 @GinoTheGhost]

$55 billion dollars later and we’re back at square one. Except Iran is $20+ billion dollars richer, our economy is cooked, weapons stockpile is depleted, most bases in the middle east are gone, and our allies hate us. Oh and a lot of innocent dead people.

Masterful gambit, sir!

[Matt @mattwritescopy]

@TbobSmith @JD_Patrick Longines Heritage 1918. https://t.co/5uxmWqhzgE

[jordan @JordanUhl]

The guy who just flew to Hungary to get involved in their politics tells the Pope, who is from Chicago, Illinois to stay out of US politics.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Here’s a picture of my doctor making house calls

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

We’re about to pay Iran $6 billion to re-open the thing that was open before the war.

Art of the deal, baby.

[David Axelrod @davidaxelrod]

This is chilling. Withholding vital public health data because it doesn't conform to the anti-vaccine dogma of RFK Jr. will cost lives.

[Matt @mattwritescopy]

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