Matt

dinkin flicka.

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

not to be weird but everytime we touch i get this feeling

[skylar ☁︎ @skymoding]

hey do u wanna come over and watch 3 movies in a row bc i’m too scared to kiss you

[Matt @matty_woz]

Getting real pissed that I keep seeing vids of people finding baby raccoons to take home and here I am, sittin here.. baby racoon-less

[Matt @matty_woz]

I accidentally napped for 6 hours today whoops

[Matt @matty_woz]

Seeing New Vegas at the end of Fallout had me CRAZY hype

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/uIK2fPEaGs

[Matt @matty_woz]

I gotta learn to bachata before I go to Miami sheesh

[Ruby Miles @mubyriles]

When I fuck up the poached egg

[Matt @matty_woz]

I relate so much to baked potatoes

[Matt @matty_woz]

I recently realized that I have a hard time not taking things personally. Gotta work on that

[Matt @matty_woz]

Professional fumbler

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

this tweet was insane

[Matt @matty_woz]

I shot a 44 magnum today and it was SCAWWY

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

fr fr

[Matt @matty_woz]

This week I won one fantasy match up by 1.4 points and another by 0.02 points. The closest two games I ever had in the same week

[The President @ThePrxsident]

If I wake up hungover and one of the boys is cooking up something like this I’ll have no choice but to hug him from behind, kiss him on the cheek and tell him I love him.

[Matt @matty_woz]

@midnightziti I think you mean Xwitter

[Matt @matty_woz]

@eevoneee 🤨🤨