@Uber why are you such trash in London? App is constantly wrong, with wait times usually double or triple what you say they will be. Why is it so impossible for you to get yourself sorted here?
In fact @TfL, what you are actually doing is actively spreading misinformation. Your online and at station systems purport to display accurate, updated information, until the train never comes and station staff don’t know why. Better to give me bad news than lie to me.
@TfL why is it that you and your system cannot be trusted? Unannounced canceled services, station staff has no answers and cannot help. Why are you deserving of our tax money? If I performed the way you do, I would be sacked. Where is the accountability?
Hey @Dominos_UK I’m curious, is your tracker thing total bs, or does it really take 3x the amount of time to “quality check” a pizza as it does to bake it? Or has it been sitting untouched for 30m now, just waiting to be inspected? I’ll take my chances, please send now! #hungry
@Dominos_UK Yes please. And if you have any special pull with the store, we’d really like the pizza too. It’s been more than an hour and now everything else is closed.
@Dominos_UK Yes of course. But, shocker, they aren’t answering. And the email is a no-reply email. If only @Dominos_UK was as attentive to their product and delivery as they were to their twitter account.