Matty Chymbor

[Matty Chymbor @MattyChymbor]

It’s hard to hate Happy Gilmore 2 for the simple fact that at no point did I have a clue as to what the fuck was going on.

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@MattyChymbor is miserable about the unsettling verbiage around moles, unexpected diarrhea disasters, and the ongoing confusion about what counts as a mammal. 🚢 #comedypodcast

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People in their 30s prepping for tomorrows hangover

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How it feels living with a woman 😰

[Ontario Improv @OntarioImprov]

Coming up: @MattyChymbor is bringing the laughs May 15th!

Tickets at https://t.co/0o1s6Azi4z

#comedy #standup #funny #abercrombie #eastcoast

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@RichOToole Didn’t you live in Maine?

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@MattyChymbor is miserable about his dad faking cancer, his therapist falling asleep on him, and getting stuck on the wrong side of the table. ✨

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@MayorOfLA so when are you going to do anything about the drug addicts that are literally everywhere in this city? Los Angeles is a piece of shit and you don’t do anything about it.

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@JeffDye @BauerOutage @MLB

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@aaronmliner Post a shirtless pic or stfu

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@aaronmliner 👆🏼fortune cookie quote

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@MattyChymbor is back with big news! https://t.co/4WtBLwgEQ1

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*weed also applies

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Let’s go
🎟️: https://t.co/CwY7steXoM

[DC Comedy Loft and Bier Baron Tavern @bierbarondc]

This week at the Comedy Loft:

Wednesday | @MattyChymbor
Wednesday | First Degeneration
Thursday-Saturday | Christian Johnson
Thursday | Yo, Where You From?

Tickets are available at https://t.co/HcdS8IITIF

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@RichOToole Your thumb looks overweight

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I don’t think I’ve ever known where my AirPods are. I just bump into them

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@trickaduu People aren’t smart

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Well if the ‘cat got your tongue’ I guess the lama (lhama) is trying to give it