Matt Peterson

UNC Wilmington Associate Professor|Expertise in aging & functional decline|also a stats nerd||views my own

[Matt Peterson @mattygobucks]

done with X. follow me at @docpetey.bsky.social

P.S. @elonmusk fuck off

[Matt Peterson @mattygobucks]

@Super70sSports holy shit i need this shirt.

[Matt Peterson @mattygobucks]

NIG study section is meeting today. Let the every 30 second refreshing of my NIH Commons account commence!

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

Pete Buttigieg is a good man! 🇺🇸

[UNCW CHHS @uncwchhs]

October 9th is Ageism Awareness Day! The Applied Gerontology program at UNCW is leading the way in combating ageism through innovative research and community outreach. Click the link to learn more: https://t.co/P8yuH3i91e

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@Super70sSports reading this tweet as I wear this very tshirt

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@ronsterd89 all sizes of battery that no longer work. and then you try use one or some, realize they don't work, and put them back in the junk drawer hoping that the battery ferry will replace them with new ones

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@ThatEricAlper

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@ProFootballHOF @Patriots a 3-13 season 😂

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@Top100Rick went for the first time this summer with family, none of whom play golf. it was fun,
but once is more than enough for me. dude in the bay next to us had his entire bag with him and was seriously using it as a range session 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@Doc_Courtney authored by a colleague:
https://t.co/zYcHW5LcYV

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@_consistentgolf 😂 i just talked about this today with my teaching pro. he said he'd never play against me for the same reason. and then i asked if he should consider being a better teacher (was kidding of course).

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[Dan Martin @danmartin_7]

Universities are like instead of hiring faculty and staff we're hiring an assistant to the associate vice president of the associate admin committee for enrollment.

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@Mike_kim714 i saw you moved up 100 spots today. what a round! 💪👏

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@Super70sSports thank god no 80's joel doo wop shit 😂

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after a summer search committee request shows up at the top of those stands 🤣🤣🤣

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@ppargolfer @_LFGolf i know the handicap numbers say so, but i find it really hard to believe that the average golfer is shooting sub-bogey golf. i think there are alot of gimmes, toe wedges, and mulligans built into those numbers...

[Matt Peterson @mattygobucks]

@jacksonfyfe stealing this graphic (with full citations)

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[Sasha Luccioni, PhD 🦋🌎✨🤗 @SashaMTL]

Nobody has their slides ready a week before! 🫠

[Matt Peterson @mattygobucks]

@undercover_pga love that course