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[Matt @mattyh70]

@sophieelsworth This aged well. Was it the lockdown or the pandemic?

[Matt @mattyh70]

@jkehiggs @youare75

[Dads Puns @DadsPuns]

My wife has left me.

She said I was too passive, and didn't stand up for myself enough.

I can't really argue with that.

[Matt @mattyh70]

@sophieelsworth Sorry, missed your tweet about the Sydney airport breach. Still in draft?

[Matt @mattyh70]

@maslowsflawed Tbh, this is clearly a mental health issue. I don’t know if mocking them helps. They really need someone in their life to intervene. She’s clearly there tweeting away swamped in her own mania. And is a mother. Just so sad. I’m not sure engaging will help anyone’s situation here.

[Matt @mattyh70]

@TheRealestSlink @catherine___c 😂

[Matt @mattyh70]

@VicGovDHHS Gold standard

[Matt @mattyh70]

@JacktheInsider Oh wow, he’s just like us!!!!!

[Matt @mattyh70]

@ryanjreilly Wonderful audition for Miss Hannigan. We’ll be in touch.

[Matt @mattyh70]

@LawLiberal @gtconway3d She has to be on something. That’s new level overt crazy.

[Matt @mattyh70]

@RealMsLove 😂

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Thunder is fake. It doesn't even sync up properly with lightning. There's some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

[Matt @mattyh70]

@MatthewBevan Sadly people would pay for him to talk for an hour ‘off the cuff’. In fact 40 minutes, time for collaborations with Junior’s Juice, Ivanka’s Image and Stephen’s Scheme. Writes itself. Might need 90 mins though. 🤔

[Matt @mattyh70]

So 2.5 years ago Warner was the ‘brains’ of a plan to rub yellow sandpaper on the ball in SA. Why are we now asking him who he’d rather open with? It’s mind boggling. Not only do we let him play(dubious decision but liveable) we let him pick the fucking team. #AUSvIND

[Matt @mattyh70]

@youare75 @jkehiggs

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

https://t.co/X3OJdLgRVu

[Matt @mattyh70]

Hard to think of a way this could have been managed better. Thank you Vic Govt.

[Dan Andrews @DanielAndrewsMP]

Statement on further easing of restrictions in Victoria:

[Star Wars Passion @starwarspassion]

This Star Wars The Last Jedi deleted scene is gold.

[Former FBI Deputy Director Nick Lutsko @NickLutsko]

This is definitely Trump

[Richard Marx @richardmarx]

I’m suddenly thinking it’s not too late to contest the Grammy votes for Best Male Vocal that Michael Bolton beat me out of in 1990.

[Tam Yajia @DancesWithTamis]

My aunt bought a new toy for her dog and it sounds like it’s...CUMMING