Gmatt

Former comedian, programmer

[Gmatt @mattyirish]

Prediction: In the next 3 years a former #KStreet lobbyist will reveal a years long strategy of modeling the #stock market impact of potential bills for members of #congress. After which, they simply leave the meeting and let nature take its course. No bribe or donation needed.

[Gmatt @mattyirish]

Second worst kept secret in NE

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

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ESPN sources: The Eagles are trading Pro-Bowl WR A.J. Brown to the Patriots for a 2028 first-round pick and a 2027 fifth-round pick that is the better of New England’s two fifths. The deal that has been speculated on for weeks now finally is happening. Brown and Patriots HC Mike Vrabel are reuniting.

[Gmatt @mattyirish]

He’s running

[Mikli @CryptoMikli]

Clavicular says the average person isn't worth interacting with because all they do is watch football and drink beer

"There's really not that many people who are worth interacting with, I would say. Most people are extremely jester, or they've just completely misprioritized their lives"

"I would say the average person that you meet, who's an enjoyer of sports, who drinks beer, for example, and says, 'Let's go have a beer at the pub and watch Sunday football,' that's the worst thing that you could do. You should be on PubMed reading various different studies on how you could improve your looks"

[Gmatt @mattyirish]

Noah Eagle is honoring Marv Albert by using his wig guy tonight. #NBA #Peacock #Sixers

[Gmatt @mattyirish]

How do the UAE jet and crypto coin fit in?

[Nacho Business @NachoQuixotic]

Elon Musk on Joe Rogan:

"We are in a Kobayashi Maru scenario.

If you're in the matrix success was never one of the possible outcomes.

The only way to achieve success is to reprogram the matrix such that success is one of the possible outcomes.

That's what we're doing."

My schizophrenic theory:

Donald Trump, secretly operating as Q+, Launched an unprecedented operation to dismantle a millennia-old cabal controlling humanity through trafficking, occult rituals, and financial dominance.

Using advanced time-travel technology rooted in Nikola Tesla’s theories, the Montauk Project, and Hilbert space manipulation. Trump and a tight group of people replaced cabal leaders like Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden with actors in hyperflesh masks, exposing their corruption through staged public actions. Threading the needle of causality to bring justice all while infiltrating the enemy.

Infiltration works both ways.

The cabals tentacles revealed through Epstein’s “Little Black Book”, Rachel Chandler, kompromat, and Epstein's testimony against all those involved.

The cabal in an existential battle brings down the financial system/internet as a desperate move to avoid exposure, only to be brought back via starlink.

The global alliance broadcasts their crimes bypassing traditional propaganda networks and talking heads.

After fiat crashes, Trump and BRICS implement a new gold-backed rainbow currency. Triggering NESARA, as reparations restoring economic justice for years of debt slavery to the elites.

A global Republic forms, having cooperated internationally rewriting history to fight a shadow war against a deeply entrenched enemy. To free the world from the cabal’s grip.

I hope.

[Gmatt @mattyirish]

This is an old Nick Dipolo bit

[Jezza the average golfer @goodlobster1]

The wife asked to do our 5 Hall passes last night

Hers
1. Ralph Macchio
2. Patrick Swayze
3. Simon Le Bon
4. Jon Bon Jovi
5. Jason Momoa

Mine
1. Her sister
2. Our neighbour
3. The blonde checkout girl at our local supermarket
4. Tracey who is a member of our golf club
5. My secretary at work

And now she isn’t talking to me

I can’t understand women 🤷‍♂️

[Gmatt @mattyirish]

Well why would you wear fake itty bitties??

[Jon Michael Raasch @JMRaasch]

So Kristi Noem's husband apparently likes to crossdress and wear massive fake boobs...

National security experts warn it could have opened up the ex-Cabinet member to blackmail

What an insane report from @JoshTBoswell and @newshound990
https://t.co/f2DXZ5Vwtd

[Gmatt @mattyirish]

Tim has gone too far. Knocking @TrueFoodKitch was beyond the pale.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

New episode about to go live: https://t.co/jG5Ld5Nvj3

[Gmatt @mattyirish]

This is the lowbrow Epstein files.

[Netflix @netflix]

“I taught models how to walk. And now I can’t walk.”

Miss J Alexander reveals he suffered a stroke a few years ago — but is determined to walk again.

Reality Check: Inside America’s Next Top Model is now on Netflix.

[Gmatt @mattyirish]

@unusual_whales How hard is it to secure a crime scene in a jail cell??

[Gmatt @mattyirish]

Y’all must not have Newsmax

[Jerod Harper @harper_jerod]

‘Bluey’ Is the Most Conservative Show on TV https://t.co/2X0Q11h4bv via @WSJFreeEx

[Gmatt @mattyirish]

Both can be true.

And one is new this week. The other has been a theme all year.

[Anthony DiBona @DiBonaNFL]

Kevin Patullo being the topic of discussion in a game where the defense has allowed 131 rushing yards and seven third-down conversions just shows where people’s agendas already were.

[Gmatt @mattyirish]

This Pharma ad mentioned “some sexual side effects.” I’m going to need you be to more specific. #Caplyta

[Gmatt @mattyirish]

This is the heart of the issue

[Gmatt @mattyirish]

@FearFactory will you be playing your first album for the Sept 30 and Oct 2 shows?

[Gmatt @mattyirish]

“Isn’t it funny? End of the day we both will go home to tens.”

[Gmatt @mattyirish]

Oh he’s not going to like the pizza options in Boston.

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

The Patriots have claimed QB Tommy DeVito off of waivers.

[Gmatt @mattyirish]

Well who hasn’t had an orgy cancel because a pole wouldn’t stay up, amiright?

https://t.co/aTTbGOv9I9

[Gmatt @mattyirish]

Instead of “the summer I turned pretty” this turned out to be “the summer my arches collapsed”
#Insoles

[Believe On Jesus Christ @BelieveOnJesus]

@PopCrave The guy from Coldplay seems to think affairs are funny. Lets see how funny it is when he's facing the Lord Jesus Christ face to face and Jesus asks him why he made light of adultery.

[Gmatt @mattyirish]

This guy looks like he stays up all night making soap

[NME @NME]

.@SGLewis_ announces new album ‘Anemoia’ and shares US tour dates

He wants the album to be a "soundtrack to living in the present" https://t.co/nRfXKWkw8w