Nobody’s making a documentary about the parent who woke up at 6am, got their workout in, packed three lunches, and still made it to the 7pm game after a full work day.
But they are the most consistent athlete I know.
I see yall. I’m with yall too.
Hey Utah, sorry for getting everyone’s hopes up with that hygiene post. I was hacked a few days ago. Idk how you farm animals got access to the internet but please stop with the DMs.
This is what I played in the Kentucky Derby: 🐎🐎🐎
12 to Win at 10-1 Odds (Fixed Odds)
$4 Exacta Box: ($24)
11-12-15
$1 Trifecta: ($48)
6-9-12 / 6-9-12/ 1-3-7-8-10-11–14 15-18-19
$1 Superfecta: ($24)
12-15/ 6-9-11/ 1-3-7-18-19/ 1-3-7-18-19
Good Luck & Enjoy the Race!
Left behind in Kabul. Alone. He waited 47 days.
K-9 Chaos was not a dog who did his job. He was a dog who had DECIDED, completely, permanently, without reservation, that Lieutenant Marcus Webb was coming back for him. No matter how long it took.
At Hamid Karzai International Airport, Kabul, on the morning of August 30th, 2021, a three-year-old Belgian Malinois sat in an empty aircraft hangar. The last American plane had left six hours ago. The evacuation was over.
Chaos had been left behind.
Not intentionally. The chaos of the withdrawal. The panic. The rush. Webb had been separated from Chaos during the final evacuation. Put on a different plane. Told Chaos would be on the next flight.
There was no next flight.
Chaos survived the first day alone. Waiting at the hangar where Webb had left him.
Chaos survived the first week. Scavenging food from abandoned military supplies.
Chaos survived 47 days in Taliban-controlled Kabul. Alone. Hiding. Waiting.
Because Chaos survived on the belief that Webb wouldn't leave him forever.
Back in the United States, Webb was losing his mind. Filed reports. Called congressmen. Contacted rescue organizations. Went on the news.
"I left my dog in Afghanistan," he said on CNN, his voice breaking. "I left my brother. And I'm going to get him back."
The military said it was impossible. Kabul had fallen. Taliban controlled the airport. No way to extract a dog.
Webb didn't care about impossible.
He contacted Pineapple Express, a veteran-run extraction operation. Gave them Chaos's last known location. Sent photos. Videos. Anything that could help.
For 47 days, Webb didn't sleep. Didn't eat properly. Just waited for news.
On October 16th, 2021, his phone rang.
"We found him," the voice said. "We found Chaos."
A rescue team had infiltrated Kabul. Used Webb's intel. Found Chaos still at the hangar. Still waiting. Forty-seven days later.
Chaos was emaciated. Dehydrated. Traumatized.
But alive.
The extraction took three days. Smuggling Chaos out of Taliban-controlled territory. Through checkpoints. Through danger.
But they got him out.
On October 19th, 2021, Chaos landed at Dulles International Airport. Webb was waiting on the tarmac.
When they opened the crate, Chaos didn't move. Stared at Webb like he was seeing a ghost.
"It's me, brother," Webb said, kneeling down. "I came back. I promised I'd come back."
Chaos stepped out slowly. Walked to Webb. Collapsed into his arms.
The reunion video went viral. Seventeen million views in three days.
But what people didn't see was what happened after.
For six months, Chaos wouldn't sleep unless Webb was in the room. Wouldn't eat unless Webb fed him. Wouldn't go outside unless Webb went first.
"He's terrified I'll leave him again," Webb said in an interview. "And I don't blame him. I left him once. In the worst place. At the worst time. He waited 47 days for me. And I'll spend the rest of my life making sure he knows I'm never leaving again."
Three years later, Chaos still sleeps with his head on Webb's chest. Still follows him everywhere.
Still making sure Webb doesn't disappear.
K-9 Chaos. Survived 47 days alone in Kabul. Extracted by heroes. Reunited with his handler. Home.
https://t.co/t4eYGPJPrk
#LostAndFound
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Now that we've successfully exposed the affair between a married NFL coach and an NFL reporter, can our crack team of national journalists please give us a quick update on the $16 billion of tax payer money that was fraudulently handed out to fake Somali daycares in Minneapolis?
THE 2025 HOUSTON #TEXANS DEFENSE WAS THE MOST VIOLENT DEFENSE WE HAVE EVER SEEN.
Total Defense: Ranked 1st overall in yards allowed per game (277.2)
Points Allowed: Ranked 2nd in the league (17.4 points per game)
ABSURD HIGHLIGHT REEL: https://t.co/IDZHloTj8Y
A fairway wood, designed to be hit off a tee?
Yes, you read that right...the club with "fairway" in the name is now being designed purposely to be hit off a tee.
The phrase,“bomber fairway,” has been tossed around too with these
Here's what @callawaygolf is doing: https://t.co/OkZO7Deh6z
"Somebody made $180,000 a year and after 10 years they were worth $100 million dollars. Anybody want to ask questions why, when they don't own any companies, they don't run any businesses? You should. By the way, that's a lot of our politicians."
I ALLOWED CLAUDE TO AUTOMATICALLY TRADE ON MY POLYMARKET PROFILE.
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HOLLY SHIT
I QUIT MY JOB TODAY.
Claude took three strategies:
- MACD
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- CVD divergence
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Just one prompt:
“Make quick money on the prediction market”
Provide full access to the profile
And the bot started printing money
Wallet:
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I have the exact step-by-step guide, giving it free for 24 hours.
To get it:
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DEREK STINGLEY JR. TEACH-TAPE FILM SHOULD BE SHOWN TO EVERY YOUNG DEFENSIVE BACK ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
Stingley is one of the true elite defensive backs in the league.
🔒🔒🔒
https://t.co/Lh0dspmfrV