MJL

can't trust a big butt and a gemini

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@blakegriffin23 he'll never win Blake of the Year tho. let that sink in

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@MLB @whosyatraddy JOE!!!! I LIKE YOUR GLASSES!!!!!

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@TomFornelli North Texas

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@woodwardsports @ChicagoBears @NFL @Lions @whosyatraddy @YaBoyGiard FDBSSSS

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@Super70sSports

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@BookitWithTrent @whosyatraddy shoutout 'Lers!!!

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@MLBHR

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RT @mollyhannahm: wemby is like the climate change of the NBA. you know it’s coming to get us all but there’s really nothing you can do abo…

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@CespedesBBQ @whosyatraddy

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

I’ve watched this a hundred times times

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

first it was gambling, then it was doctoring the ball, then steroids, then sign stealing. now it’s fielders wearing a glove on each hand and declaring themselves to be “the glove monster” in a scary voice. it’s against the rules, it’s fucking unfair, and it has to stop

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@nytimes dream blunt rotation

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@BHallWrites "Muscle Hamster" is a Hall of Fame Nickname

[arty 🇵🇱🇮🇪🍀 @ByrdEnthusiast]

Every April people will try to convince you that Dylan Cease and Blake Snell aren’t good pitchers and we need to make more of an effort to ruthlessly bully those people

[Jared Holt @jaredlholt]

I think Kamala Harris should choose Connor O’Malley as her running mate

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

even tho this was made by a hedge fund manager to dunk on me, it’s still insanely funny

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@Roto_Frank Very light slate for games on Monday, all eyes will be on DC

[Grant Paulsen @GrantPaulsen]

Sources: James Wood will be called up to debut in DC with the Nats on Monday. The long wait is over. Wood will play his first big league game against the Mets at Nats Park in three days.

One of the best prospects in baseball, Wood is hitting .346 with a 1.036 OPS in Triple-A.

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@MLB @astros @whosyatraddy

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@toomuchtuma these tweets aged poorly 🫣