MattyT1981

Lighthouse painter, Dad, Husband and Rugby player. Unless retweeted, all views are my own

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@Foxy2Para Is there a gym in the tower?

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@FaureGCTPL @piersmorgan Not true, estimated ratio of Argentina to UK troops was 2:1 - 3:1. And quite frankly, 3 Commando Brigade and 2 Para handed you a*ses to you on a plate.

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@piersmorgan I disagree with you on an awful lot. But on this, I’m 100% with you

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Andrew Mountbatten this morning, mistakenly thinking he’d been sent an early surprise on his birthday.

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@TaraServatius @DanishMFA And stood by you every step of the way after 9/11. Seems you’ve forgotten

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Just been watching Weakest Link, @RoyalMarines @BritishArmy, I’ve found the perfect DS for Junior Leadership Course. I’d love to hear his feedback for orders & briefs, @RomeshRang

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@Foxy2Para Strange see Nev’s name on there, a gave him his early release so he could start the job

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@icecoldg_t @Inevitablewest Beat me to it

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@kalanighost during your time in the UK, did you ever get the chance to sample Buckfast?

https://t.co/ruyul1dVgc

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@BuglassRobbie That’s a flamboyant clothing choice even for you Robbie.

Send my regards to Nick, joined up with him. Cracking bloke.

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@crazyclips_ What’s the betting this man is a parent

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@LidlGB Hedge End in Southampton

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@LidlGB are you due to get any beef shin in stock again any time soon?

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@Suffragent_ Women who applaud mass execution calls, that’s who

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@AmnestyUK am I correct in thinking the lady in the photo is wearing one of your vests? If so, are you aware she applauded a call for mass execution while wearing it?

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@MilitaryBanter I described it in a group chat yesterday as a babysitting service for 18 year olds. Exactly what it would be

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@CommandoChef I’m 42, personally I think it’s easier the the alpha test with press ups etc

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@YoudyKTM @MilitaryBanter From personal experience as serving RM, myself and another RM witnessed a Royal Sigs Sgt joking to an RLC Pte that he apparently might rape her. Clearly uncomfortable, we intervened and told her we’d back her up if she wanted to take action

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@BreakspearRich @Mr_Andrew_Fox My first impressions of the ANP was being told by the chief of police for Lash (via a terp), that he liked the fact I was clean shaven, yet still manly. I stopped shaving the following day till EOT

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@JoeMarler with your recent advertising endorsements, have you ever considered doing the same for @LOrealGroupe? I think you doing the “L’Oréal, because I’m worth it” ad would be a win win for everyone involved