Mattéo

tough bucket getter

[Mattéo @matungi]

I like when somebody lowkey wears glasses. Like you’ve known them for a while and then a few months later they whip out their glasses for the first time

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Tall boy Dr Pepper at 10am on a Monday

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“Got the Jays game on here?”

Says the worst guy EVER sitting next to you at the bar

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Babe be quiet the CFL game is on

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This is a hilarious figure

[henry @arithmoquine]

remember when a study in the nature journal deconstructed all of politics and it really just came down to this?

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You’re telling me that this pub in Cleveland called McCarthys, which is marketed as an Irish pub and decorated with Irish flags, doesn’t serve Guinness? Some country

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Who would you rather have as your captain?

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I’m happy for Larry David #rangers #booyah

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Living in Cleveland feels like going to Disney world but it’s everyday

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Joel Edmunson game 7 legend with the finisher

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I’m no leafs fan but PLEASE fire Sheldon Keefe. This team is so soft and it’s not just the players

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Dripped out in my toughest gear today at work and nobody’s said anything guess I’ll go home now

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Every time bleacher report sends me an Austin reaves notification I get confused thinking that lebron is playing on the leafs with Ryan reaves

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Literally all I want is to ride Shai Hulud

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Jet greaves should be playing in the NHL

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Every time Marty Biron is on TSN I fall into a hypnotic trance just looking into his eyes. Next thing I know it’s the 3rd period of a pacific division game and I’ve eaten 2 bags of Doritos

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These amber alerts really blowing up my phone like stfu I’m tryna listen to vultures

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Yo @jovechkin69 both ovi and slaf scored tonight so we both win

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@connorgulliver2 Thank con

[Mattéo @matungi]

Was nobody (my 67 followers) gonna tell me I’ve been hacked for the past week…?

[Mattéo @matungi]

I noticed my profile pic was an NFT monkey but I figured I did that when I was drunk last weekend