matvola

Hurry up boy is waiting there for you. Marketing Lead at Serious Business, helping EU hottest startups to build amazing brands.

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Crypto bros will literally build a company that makes risky loans on the blockchain and claim to have revolutionised banking

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Venture Capital started out to solve the world’s hardest problems and then collectively decided that the world’s hardest problem was 15 minute grocery delivery

[༻𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐡༺ @mishricci]

A movie about Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian where Michael Cera and Snooki play them

[Housing 4 All is Hot @ahouse4all]

95% of American mass shooters: "I am a nazi and I do this because I want to ethnically cleanse the world. Here is my manifesto where I detail all of my nazi beliefs."

The media: The mentally ill lone wolf had a rough life. No one wanted to be his friend. 🥺 👉👈

[matvola @matvola]

@BrettFromDJ 🔥

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Listen, Apple screen time report — nobody wants to hear your shit this week.

[Chairman @WSBChairman]

If you invested $10,000 in the Russian stock market yesterday, you would have $5,000 now.

[matvola @matvola]

🌎 Verifying my application for SuperHi Basic Income:

SBI:5b48a849-7b9c-4e7a-801e-54efe5520e55

https://t.co/AuEyxMEiyS

[greg @greg16676935420]

I'm usually not too bearish but I'll be surprised if Bitcoin hits 100k by the end of the year based on what I'm seeing in the charts

[eva dently @fionasnapples]

NFT? No Female Touch? Never Felt Titties?

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

I went to Catholic school where I was told I was BORN IN MORAL DEBT TO GOD so I think it’s okay if all schoolkids learn that the people who did slavery in America were white?

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Just minted some NFTs and listed them each for 1 ETH. Gonna tell my parents I got them a $4,000 gift for Christmas. Web3 is future.

[lily @smelku]

enamored with the artistry and composition in this Culver's promotional photo

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

you want me to go to a meeting? the thing that killed Julius Caesar?

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

2022 will be the year that we burn $25b in VC funding to decide which company can get groceries delivered to your house in 8 minutes vs 10 minutes.

[matvola @matvola]

@gutomartino pps: i love kebab more than banksy

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Just bought a piece of land in the metaverse. Have fun staying poor y’all