Matyson Evans

I have so many things to say

[Chloe Condon @ChloeCondon]

Me after I hit the "End Meeting" button and return back to my true form

[Matyson Evans @matysonaevans]

🤠🤠🤠

[Matyson Evans @matysonaevans]

Tbh I think about this friend group a lot and would really like to be invited into the fold. Jake and I are fun!

https://t.co/CeffOgXO05

[Good Morning Football @gmfb]

"It takes the international space station 90 minutes to orbit around the earth... It takes you 90 minutes to shoot 6 over through the first 6 holes."

@Sara_Walsh just dropped everything all of the disgruntled golf spouses can relate to... ⛳🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♀️

[Matyson Evans @matysonaevans]

Stop…

[Jake Moslander @jake_moslander]

A little secret side hustle @matysonaevans has been working on! Been fun watching her get this off the ground and running!

[Matyson Evans @matysonaevans]

If I find one more zyn packet on the floor next to the dryer, I’m going to jail

[Matyson Evans @matysonaevans]

Get lost. Scram

[Lincoln Riley @LincolnRiley]

Great stuff @bakermayfield

Neighbors?

[Matyson Evans @matysonaevans]

Dad?

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m in the basement, drinking until I fall asleep. My wife is crying, begging me to come upstairs & watch a Muppet Christmas Carol with my family. “I don’t care if I die tonight” I whisper.

[Matyson Evans @matysonaevans]

Every year I have the same internal struggle. I want to go to a champagne bar in the mountains & wear an apres ski sweater but the thought of having to ski is my worst nightmare

[maya 🪩 @allmychampagne]

Either boys liked you in high school or you got a Taylor swift verified fan presale code there is no crossover

[Matyson Evans @matysonaevans]

If I see one more Pamela Anderson on tik tok I’ll scream

[Matyson Evans @matysonaevans]

Jake and I are laying by the pool in Mykonos with drinks in hand and he just turned to me and said “There is something awkward about being on a honey moon. You know what I’m saying?”

[Matyson Evans @matysonaevans]

@jake_moslander Ooops

[Matyson Evans @matysonaevans]

@BennieThaJet No one is bigger than the program

[Matyson Evans @matysonaevans]

@jake_moslander should we talk about this?

[OkState Crushes @OkStateCrushes]

"That Fiji pledge Jake Moslander can run deep in my creek"

[Matyson Evans @matysonaevans]

@ashtonvdoyle I wish I could forget

[Matyson Evans @matysonaevans]

The number one reason I will never be invited on a private jet is because I would make sure everyone knew I was on a private jet via my insta story. And that’s the tea

[Matyson Evans @matysonaevans]

The people of Florida are incredibly unhinged

[Matyson Evans @matysonaevans]

Jake just asked me if I would consider reading the Harry Potter series to him