Nicholas Matzke

[Nicholas Matzke @matzke1129]

@MayorFrey several years ago, I was intentionally rammed by a man driving a truck in a protected bike lane. The police have refused to move the investigation along. Now that you have strong executive power, who in your office can i speak with about this?

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Only in Firefox, seems like. Chrome renders as you’d expect.

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@JollyJoeLalli Oh man I have a lot of thoughts on this. On the one hand, he clearly learned a lot from Caro. On the other hand, he presumably helped craft the infrastructure bill that they just pushed through, and boy is that really missing the induced traffic demand lesson Caro also taught

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@EarthCog @mplsbikewrath @jasoncomix @visionzerompls @CityMinneapolis Because they diverted to the right to avoid the massive bike lane obstruction, you absolute plonker

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@sneedmike27 @AndrewBudziszek @1lunamoon1 @AOC "Hi, I'm an idiot and I have an opinion on twitter"

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@Suzanne65704869 @amrcncybrpnk @jsrailton @murphy @davidgshortell @CNN I wonder if maybe Secret and Top Secret are different things?

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@BettyPilled @DonovanFarley @realSkwid So its' a-ok that we burned the 3rd Precinct in Minneapolis, right? Because I remember a lot of right-wingers being pretty angry about that one

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@LipsticksDiary @Gladion20 @VeronicaNyce @TashurRaquel @Domie109 @NicsMonique the hell kinda logic is that?

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@jeremiah4north Aggressively research history of past violence or misconduct in other cities/states. Every cop on the force now must submit to evaluation based on new, stringent standards (take your pick, I'm no expert), kick those who fail to the curb, and identify them publicly.

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@JollyJoeLalli @HollyBiology Going with Gouda

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@WedgeLIVE @visionzerompls I’d bet 7 dollars that most of the “lawbreaking pedestrians” were asserting their right of way at intersections without marked crosswalks, I.E. not breaking the law

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Hasan Minhaj and I have the same favorite pen (Uniball Vision Elite, obviously) and I'm not sure who to tell so I'm telling everyone

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The business community says Uptown can't have a Taco Bell because of parking, but the true answer is we don't have enough deciduous trees.

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When I tell you Taco Bell is going to the Planning Commission, your first thought is probably 20 story Taco Bell? But no, that's not what they're doing. They're upzoning an 85 sq ft cooler to a 240 sq ft cooler.

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Mom with 'gut feeling' stops school shooter before planned attack https://t.co/9EnPAJDzv1

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Greyhound: where the bus is 2 hours late and they can’t even tell you when it’ll show, or why it’s late. #greyhound @GreyhoundBus

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I just sold my device to @BuybackBoss and got a $5 bonus! https://t.co/J8G7XHQXt6

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The saddest little salsa in all the land @ChipotleTweets

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Bikes are the PRT of the real world #realtalk

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