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[madeleine🦭 @maudeify]

All tweets written by me will now be signed off with "mh". All other tweets will be written by Ophelia, the rat that lives under my chef hat and controls my every move.

mh

[madeleine🦭 @maudeify]

Cereal after midnight —> falling asleep with the lights on in soy milk-stained pajamas. I’m living the plot of If You Give A Mouse A Cookie AND— it feels good. #GoWithGod #VayaConDios

[Hickwoman @ellagoinggray]

Flattered and grateful!!!

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Anthony Bourdain once said RATATOUILLE is the best food movie of all time.

“The best restaurant movie ever made, the best chef movie. The tiny details are astonishing:

•The faded burns on the cooks’ wrists.

•The ‘personal histories’ of the cooks.

•The attention paid to the food.

•And the Anton Ego ratatouille epiphany hit me like a punch in the chest–literally breathtaking.

I saw it in a theater entirely full with adults–and the reaction to that moment was what movie making was once–a long time ago–all about:

Audible surprise, delight, awe and even a measure of enlightenment.

I am hugely and disproportionately proud that my miniscule contribution (if any) early early in the project’s development led to a ‘thank you’ in the credits. Amazing how much they got ‘right.’”

[Nap NYC @Napnyc1Napnyc]

Peak cuteness!
A very young Piping Plover
Yesterday in Maine

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

Upper West Side

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

NYC this weekend

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[madeleine🦭 @maudeify]

Lost in Tummyache City, can someone come pick me up?

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

My parents’ genderfluid dog stays weaponizing his queerness

[choya @mayonnnnnn_]

budget for pride month is a fierce 2 dollars

[madeleine🦭 @maudeify]

It’s an amount of nutritional yeast that would cause even those who have loved me for years to question their affection.

[Hickwoman @ellagoinggray]

Health food companies seem to have forgotten how much I am swayed by a realistic monkey on a label

[madeleine🦭 @maudeify]

Fuuuuck I wanna be a traveling bard sooo bad

[madeleine🦭 @maudeify]

Nothing better than sandwich

[madeleine🦭 @maudeify]

I would like to give Cirie 2 million dollars

[madeleine🦭 @maudeify]

Sandwiches are made to be eaten.

[madeleine🦭 @maudeify]

I don’t think you guys know what I mean when I say lethal amounts of nutritional yeast

[deyso.ᐟ ⊹ @deydeydeyso]

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