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when i grow up i want to be a carny

[. @toops99]

Apple users in 10 minutes:

#iOS18

[P Nunya @mauleePillar]

@DJArtistone Same here

[P Nunya @mauleePillar]

@terri1216 @AppleTV Me too

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@EvanJKessler I believe she’s smart and leaving that trashy family she married into

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

What genius decided to air the #SuperBowl during Lawrence Welk?

[P Nunya @mauleePillar]

@PearlsFromMyrna Everything. Also Kirsten Dunst in Fargo is amazing

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I love that Kathy Griffin and Matt Rife have similar senses of humor

They both have been through some stuff

[P Nunya @mauleePillar]

Everyone moves so slowly at Walmart. No wonder they’re poor.

[P Nunya @mauleePillar]

For those of us who never appreciated, “Friends”, this is a very tough time.

[P Nunya @mauleePillar]

When the cicada and your yard lights go on at the same time.

[P Nunya @mauleePillar]

A dying star has nothing on the vibrations of an Apple Watch at 10%

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@PearlsFromMyrna It’s not a proper goulash without paprika. The Church Council will hear of this.

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@TheDickCavett They thought about a lot. Not in that moment. Every cell in their bodies were crushed instantly (the grammar in my previous sentence is a mess)

[P Nunya @mauleePillar]

@eleanorsardine Omg thank you. I still laugh about the pet rabbit named, “Pancakes” or similar

[P Nunya @mauleePillar]

Sometimes I just want to lay on the couch and watch The OC but it's not on anymore :(

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@PearlsFromMyrna There is no ROI on those things unless end of days

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@adtothebone “Claylets”. Hilarious

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@PearlsFromMyrna What a dump

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@usedwigs Ha! Do you remember?

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@LostCatDog I don’t understand this. Also first time logging into this app in months. Glad the first tweet I see is yours

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@PearlsFromMyrna That purple isn’t whoreish at all. I don’t care what others are saying