Maura Downey

[Maura Downey @mauradc19]

@MalloryRubin re: Grumpy Old Caps make it a crossover with Rosamund Pike’s character in I Care A Lot.

[Maura Downey @mauradc19]

@RingerVerse @MalloryRubin Do you think this non-broken Captain America shield is from a different timeline when Sam was actually Captain America? Thanos wrecked Cap’s shield in the current timeline.

[Jay Bilas @JayBilas]

Congrats to my friend, Hubert Davis. It seems like just yesterday we were having lunch at the UNC cafeteria.

[The Ringer @ringer]

“I don’t think I’d need to give up football to do it.” Aaron Rodgers wants to be the permanent host of ‘Jeopardy!’ 
@clairemcnear: https://t.co/rjkeLmLTV4

[Maura Downey @mauradc19]

Unbelievable stuff from @ringer

[Andrew Gruttadaro @andrewgrutt]

Guy Germaine is a young god.

Adam Banks is good at cake eating and playing hockey.

Goldberg is trash between the pipes.

Here's a ranking of every player from the Mighty Ducks: https://t.co/iBdhsbwGgv

[Maura Downey @mauradc19]

@cinemuffin unbelievable thread

[Amy Z. Quinn @AmyZQuinn]

Just hear me out now vaccines at Wawa

[Maura Downey @mauradc19]

@JMM1313 @ringer @MalloryRubin Well the fact that he’s made me watch TDK upwards of 47 times certainly did impact my decision

[Maura Downey @mauradc19]

@CountingCrows Einstein on the Beach

[Maya Harris @mayaharris_]

“Yeah, that was very weird.”😆

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Let's just sit with this for a moment and what it means.

Tomorrow, Kamala Devi Harris will be the first woman sworn in as vice president of the United States.

[Craig Spencer MD MPH @Craig_A_Spencer]

There were 22,000 flu deaths in 2019-2020.

There were 22,000 #COVID19 deaths last week.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We did it, @JoeBiden.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Stephen Colbert briefly breaks down, says Trump’s baseless claims of fraud "cast a dark shadow on our most sacred right" https://t.co/TIUgAh6FGK

[Brian Devlin @BDevlin1]

Here’s a life hack I’ve just learned. If you hold down the space bar on your iPhone and slide to the left it moves the cursor. The amount of times I’ve had to rewrite words because I’ve gotten a letter wrong! Partly why there are so many mistakes in my tweets. Go on. Give it a go

[bob saget @bobsaget]

Last night’s debate upset me more than when Stephanie drove a car into the kitchen.

[Maura Downey @mauradc19]

@melissamccarthy How mad was your uncle when he found out they took his chair away? Be honest. #celebrityiou

[Maura Downey @mauradc19]

@EITMonline Little Big League

[Maura Downey @mauradc19]

@nbcsnl do a skit "Talk Trump to Me" to the tune of "Talk Dirty To Me" and have him say "huge" and "disaster" and stuff to Melania