Maura Kate Elliott

if you'd believe it, describing myself as a philadelphian is an upsell because you probably don't know what delco trash is; @thetelevoid host, writer. she/her.

[Maura Kate Elliott @maurae]

@offbeatorbit I'm so sorry to you both. He is so adorable and loved in these photos. 💔

[Maura Kate Elliott @maurae]

@emilyvdw Stuck to a realistic but early enough bedtime and used Insight Timer, specifically Yoga Nidra For Sleep.

[Maura Kate Elliott @maurae]

@ohseafarer @itslisae ME TOO

[Maura Kate Elliott @maurae]

@itslisae @ohseafarer The theme of that weekend was people who can both extremely fuck up their own shit and people who can extremely handle their shit taking turns swapping places. 😂🥃

[Maura Kate Elliott @maurae]

@itslisae @ohseafarer I think my job was literally like... Bringing the car around and @ohseafarer was in charge. It felt so refreshing!

[Maura Kate Elliott @maurae]

@itslisae @ohseafarer YES. That whole experience was so life affirming as shitty as it was. Because in an emergency I realized we were all the people that handle those at home. So we all kind of just shrugged and got burgers it bc we knew you were also like.. yeah I got this hang on. New standard.

[Maura Kate Elliott @maurae]

@itslisae @ohseafarer vignette filter IRL

[SassyMétisChick @SassyMetisChick]

I will never be as cool as this guy, skateboarding, drinking juice straight out of the bottle, and vibing to Fleetwood Mac.

[Maura Kate Elliott @maurae]

@ira i stuck with him through law & order: svu for god sake. 😅

[Dee @deecupine]

That matte blue scooby doo fruit snack always hit different

[Ed Markey @EdMarkey]

Mitch McConnell set the precedent. No Supreme Court vacancies filled in an election year. If he violates it, when Democrats control the Senate in the next Congress, we must abolish the filibuster and expand the Supreme Court.

[Maura Kate Elliott @maurae]

@lafergs a world in which burn notice is on season 12 (i'm the dog on my way to find out who is REALLY behind the burn!!)

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

Nothing says "summer 2020" like eating a ripe peach over the kitchen sink while ugly crying

[Mark JP Hood @MarkJPHood]

Usher. Acapella. 2020. Precision vocals, unmatched finessed. “Is this your king??” Yes, yes tf it is. 🐐🔥

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Maybe tomorrow we'll all wear 42, that way they won't tell us apart

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

Fuck this year man.