hayseed d-word

[hayseed d-word @maurmurth]

Me with my girl immediately after watching Rhaenyra sit the Iron Throne.

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

i feel like i'm a westerosi citizen and the candidate i campaigned for just won the election

[hayseed d-word @maurmurth]

Hold on...

[hayseed d-word @maurmurth]

@CaptainSaphfics So sad but so happy for you

[hayseed d-word @maurmurth]

@CaptainSaphfics Dawwww thanks. 😊

[hayseed d-word @maurmurth]

Only messaged a woman on bumble bff bc she was a) pretty and b) mentioned Phoebe Bridgers in her profile. We talked about her music at our first hang. Took three months to start dating...Sidelines came out 3 weeks later. Gonna see Phoebe on our honeymoon now. Wild!

[hayseed d-word @maurmurth]

Welcome Back Phoeblor

[Laura⸆⸉⋆𐙚 ̊ 🦢 @DaughtrFr0mHell]

did you really beam me up?

[hayseed d-word @maurmurth]

I was standing in a valley full of wild horses and a small bison herd in South Dakota. I got the news secondhand from someone on the phone. We jumped into the air, hugged, and screamed as loud as we could into the canyons.

[karkopolo @karkopolo]

If you don’t remember the way it felt when gay marriage was legalized, if you can’t name where you were and what you were doing when that decision dropped, then you should not speak on it. It is far too fresh for nonsense takes.

[zeynep @localslimreaper]

tanıdıgınız en kötü insanların doğum günü ayı geldi

[hayseed d-word @maurmurth]

Turned on while shaving thinking about women like this furious with me for it.

[hayseed d-word @maurmurth]

If I was still out there MILF hunting and not happily settled with my quarry, I would definitely be making a suspiciously big deal about Toy Story 5 for a childless 30-something.

[hayseed d-word @maurmurth]

Welcome back Kaylor

[ATHENA @1999vogue]

Love when two effortlessly cool girls become besties

[real danny brière @chefbriere]

this is how you know new york isn’t a real sports city bc people in philly will sign off work emails with “go birds” in the middle of the offseason after a first round exit

[hayseed d-word @maurmurth]

So we've answered the question "why did the Matrix simulate 1997?"

[Mark Gadala-Maria @markgadala]

It's rare that AI video makes me feel any emotion.

But these "nostalgiamaxxing videos" really do capture what it's like to grow up in the 90's

Credit: homeforchristmasofficial

[hayseed d-word @maurmurth]

What's she pantomiming there exactly

[hayseed d-word @maurmurth]

@NCBlake This is extremely enlightened and it honestly makes me feel slightly better

[hayseed d-word @maurmurth]

There has been a lot going on here ideologically.

[Partna @onIychloexhalle]

People wanted the users to suffer terrible side effects btw