Mark Werner

Stuff and things.

[Mark Werner @maw447]

Getting the filled ice cube tray from the sink to the freezer is bomb-diffusing levels of precarious and stressful.

[Mark Werner @maw447]

@bconway2 If they're all still super pleasant and apologetic to whoever gets voted off that would be a fascinating hybrid

[Mark Werner @maw447]

I also hold them largely to blame for the epidemic of frat dudes with acoustic guitars who can only strum three chords

[Mark Werner @maw447]

Oasis was a glorified Beatles cover band that had like two remotely memorable songs. I'd rather listen to @blurofficial or any other @Damonalbarn project any day.

[Stereogum @stereogum]

Noel Gallagher refuses to wear a mask: "There's too many fucking liberties being taken away from us" https://t.co/d8sp8p6z08

[Mark Werner @maw447]

@laurenthehough https://t.co/ok0N9n6tGz

[Mark Werner @maw447]

Spending #internationaldogday on a pile of pillows... just like every other day. #dogsofinstagram #snoozles #vitodogleone https://t.co/gysDvBQlti

[Mark Werner @maw447]

Damn. RIP
https://t.co/s6aKlMDeVk

[Mark Werner @maw447]

If we can make it through this without some music pub trying to make "quarantine-core" a new genre I think I'll call that a win

[Mark Werner @maw447]

Like, not even necessarily good music, just any music at all. I assume any time he's not actively yelling at cable news he's just sitting in a silent room and scowling into the middle distance.

[Mark Werner @maw447]

Trump is awful in many much more important ways but can you imagine him listening to music? It can't be done.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Over the past few months, I’ve spent a lot of time listening to music with my family. I wanted to share some of my favorites from the summer—including songs from some of the artists at this week’s @DemConvention. Hope you enjoy it.

[Mark Werner @maw447]

Virginians, please download the #covidwise app. Tracing is crucial to stopping the spread of this virus. https://t.co/al5SAZxN6h

[Matt Gardner @wogoat]

Yakko Warner sings the nations you can currently travel to from the US without restrictions.

[Mark Werner @maw447]

@OnwardState lol

[Mark Werner @maw447]

@DocWithBowtie This is the best advertisement against med school I've ever heard

[Mark Werner @maw447]

A theater group in New York staged a version of Julius Caesar where the lead wore a long red tie and Republicans literally cried treason

[Billy Corben @BillyCorben]

Navy SEAL Museum in Fort Pierce used “Colin Kaepernick stand-in" for K-9 demonstration at fundraiser last year #BecauseFlorida https://t.co/COHFCeJ3GN

[Mark Werner @maw447]

Or you could... ya know... pay people for the product that you've exploited to corner the market...

[Complex @Complex]

Spotify CEO: "You can’t record music once every three to four years and think that’s going to be enough."

More: https://t.co/qCi7qV7XB6

[Mark Werner @maw447]

@drlittlejenny @tjcordes Like he wouldn't have been doing that anyway...

[Mark Werner @maw447]

This is still one of my favorite sports moments that I've ever seen (on tv). First pitch ever in the majors, gone.

[Starling Marte @Starlingmart]

Un día como hoy, hace ya ocho años, Dios me dio la oportunidad de jugar béisbol al más alto nivel.

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Eight years ago today, God gave me the opportunity to play baseball at the highest level.

#Tato #MLB

[Mark Werner @maw447]

Really dig the new Taylor Swift. Her quietest album and her best since 1989 (not that the last two set a high bar for me). The National and Bon Iver influence is really clear and works really well.

[Mark Werner @maw447]

@bconway2 Just make it the whole season

[Mark Werner @maw447]

@tjcordes Sounds like you drank the beer too slow