Matt Gardner

Writer of Alabaster Shadows. Creator of Floating Hands Studios. Also makes Video Games and Puppets. So very queer. He/Him

[Matt Gardner @wogoat]

Because I never remember to pimp my own work, here's a reminder of my and @RashadDoucet's all ages cosmic horror comic Alabaster Shadows from @OniPress.
Kids and monsters and strange dreams and mysterious portals to other worlds.
Check it out!
https://t.co/I3XgWn6BGX

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@Sungrowler ‘magination

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@DrewGreenDraws In most cases I first think about what I want to create, but regardless of which way I come from the two become inexorably intertwined very fast.

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@hamishsteele Reported, enough of this crap.

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@Br00TaLDaN It’s SO good!
So many good moments. The whole audience GASPED at the end when I saw it.

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@XanderMobusVO I’m attending an online class for work where the narration is all done with an AI voice. It sounds like a person at first, but I’m having a hard time with it. It’s hard to explain. I hear every word said, but I can’t really understand any of it. There’s no meaning behind it.

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@AbeGoldfarb Omg yes. And under the balcony too!

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Back when Glee was in it’s first season. Generating a Pandora playlist based on the artist “Cast of Glee” and then blocking the artist “Cast of Glee” was a fantastic listen.

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@Warlockslut @AZsabin Seconded, I’ve been enjoying it.

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@yeahthomass Same.

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@yeahthomass People say the same thing about me.
I also wouldn't say you look mad, your neutral resting face is perhaps... disinterested looking? idk
The second you react to anything that completely melts away, so whatever. Maybe they should try being interesting.

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There once was a small pair of shoes
Obtained for a baby to use
Without more detail
They’re now on retail
To purchase if that’s what you choose

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@NotLasers The day I first put on a pair of woman’s jeans was the day I discovered I have a butt.

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@yeahthomass It’ll have to wait till I recover from tonsillectomy, but I expect I will be craving donuts by then.

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@yugiohtas It’s the Illuminati numbering system vs the Captain Britain Corps numbering system.

We can’t all agree on measuring systems in the real world, why should different universes share the same numbering system?

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@WadjetEyeGames It’s the only reason I want a VR headset.