Michael Wales

rightful heir to the principality of whales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🐳

[homans top guy @passcoderonald]

Italian people can’t actually survive outside these two parallels btw, if they tried they would die instantly

[r @moidcito]

youre in her dms i wish i never met her we aren’t the same im not the same nothing is the same

[LUOK comms open @THELUOK]

how it feels having irls and online friends on the same discord account

[Eru @takashimasdesk]

went on a first date where she paid for everything

[Russell “Lebron” Jordan @RJordan25pc]

Liked the ig story. Now all she has to do is reach out to me and plan a date

[bethany @thenightbethore]

no bras tomorrow for anybody. tits at half mast

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

if you’re a public school teacher in 2026 you have a 15% chance of a kid face swapping you and charlie kirk and posting it on instagram reels

[Bill Boobichick @RamsesTar]

I won’t even THINK about getting a girlfriend until all this Covid shit blows over

[Jay Cinema @JayCinemaa]

If I owe you a text back imagine what I owe the government

[Cum🏂 @cremedupepe]

how life feels after your first kill

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine.

[fake kick @xanocery]

how do u tell a girl her cooter stinks without sounding like the worlds next Hitler to her

[Bappa @Bappa_195]

“It’s ok for PlayStation to get rid of physical games”
“Who even cares”
“Just buy your games online”

[. @playboicurrryy]

why do baby clothes have pockets they have no money or goals

[Jacob @LFCJacobb]

You’re telling me he LIED about the gta 6 disk?

[roku @rokuxvii]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad dick and no money