Max Aitken

I prefer a flan

[TH @TH161_]

Barmy Army a scummy lot. Barely any tickets available this morning for SA/other English fans at Newlands as they've hoovered them up to make profit on. Horrid bunch.

[James Colgan @jamescolgan26]

checking in on my 30-45-year-old men after 3 holes of Rory on Sunday

[cole @c_0L_e]

Fantastic tweeting this. Multiple references piled into one. Top stuff

[Max Aitken @max8ken]

@JustDanSt @benonwine https://t.co/sUsMeFshTE

[Max Aitken @max8ken]

@DefiantWorld @DomOConnelll

[Tim Farron @timfarron]

We have recalled Agent Truss from the field, her work is complete.

[Robert Saunders @redhistorian]

I see that The Sun is adopting the maxim of Alexandre Ledru-Rollin:

"There go the people! I must follow them, for I am their leader".

[Max Aitken @max8ken]

@JustDanSt @PolitlcsUK The far right are much more effective at civil violence, I will give you that.

[Secret Club Pro @secretclubprov]

It’s 2001 I’ve just had cheesy chips with 8 of my junior member friends (for free after winning a putting competition) I’m just about to start my third 18 holes and I see this bag on the club patio and dream if only 😌😌😎😎 #juniorgolf

[Xannon The Buses @xannon199]

To this day, absolutely nothing funnier than them photos of Captain Tom's daughter at Wimbledon. Like a fine wine.

[Max Aitken @max8ken]

@LandBcricket @BearstedCricket @TheCricketerNVC You know what you've done here

[Max Aitken @max8ken]

@5liveSport @BBCSport @henrymoeranBBC @bbctms He exists!

[Max Aitken @max8ken]

@Moose377 @KentCricket I got 50 on the Nursery Ground at Lords once too... Scorecard: Max Atkins

[Max Aitken @max8ken]

@KentCricket could have got at least one of my names right, surely.

[Leeds & Broomfield CC @LandBcricket]

Double Gameweek team news🔥

Davis leads the 1's🆚@motecricket. First team dayboos for Sturges and Ware

2's head to @East_Langdon_CC. Nibble returns behind the stumps

National Village Cup. Get down to Burberry Lane as Scrivens and co. host @LintonParkCC

[Dave Tickner @tickerscricket]

Hope nobody asks him any tough questions.

https://t.co/SNw95dbGFd

[Max Aitken @max8ken]

@JustDanSt @ashtonforbes

[Max Aitken @max8ken]

@mattgreencomedy I was there, you did great! Very keen to hear the SAS joke though...

[Max Aitken @max8ken]

@StretfordPaddck 6 Centre Backs

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

Just to clarify; should Arsenal have proceeded I would tip them my fedora. Very prominent eNauses, but they do not fall under my 'baddies' classification.

However, we must not forget our banter commitments, and nobody actually wants to see all the English teams do well in Europe