Max Bearden

Louisville ‘24 | Queso is amazing

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[@pat @0xpatterns]

“Why don’t you just eat fucking ramen everyday? Just eat peanut butter and ramen for 50 years dumbass and invest all your money into the pico top of the gayest most fragile empire in history you dumbass idiot. Just starve and eat shit and dirt everyday for your entire life and then you can spend $30 on lunch when you’re old and about to die it’s simple. Don’t you know your 20’s are for grinding?? You’re supposed to eat shit for the majority of your life that’s why your ancestors built America. So you could eat shit and fucking die moron.”

[Catholic Arena @CatholicArena]

'The pope is weak on foreign policy'

[Aaron Torres @Aaron_Torres]

I love the "this team overpaid for their guys" narrative.

We dont know what their cap is, how they value guys and how money will be allocated.

Also, whats the alternative: Save a few million and take crappy guys?

What kind of loser energy is that?

[Chris Marler @Vern_Funquist]

Jesus seeing Judas on Sunday morning

[Reyne Smith @reynesmith]

@jspalding79 Need cards to shoot 100% and have 0 turnovers then hold the other team to 0 points! Otherwise I won’t be happy too

[Underdog @Underdog]

Wes Enis on Monday:

“Yeah, I don't think it's an upset. I think we're the better team. I don't really care what 11-6 says."

He went 0-11 from three in USF’s loss to Louisville

[Max Bearden @max_bearden]

@Barstool_USF Trash ass team

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

my name is Jestermaxximus Cortisolimus Chadfishius, commander of the Spiking Foids, ASU frat leader, loyal servant to brutally frame mogged emperor, Clavicular.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

The 2nd amendment is not for hunting, it is not for self protection

It is there to ensure that free people can defend themselves if god forbid government became tyrannical and turned against its citizens

[Max Bearden @max_bearden]

RT @MikelBrownJr1: Just to set the record straight, my back injury DID NOT happen in the weight room. This situation I have been dealing wi…

[Ty Spalding @TySpalding]

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.

[Pat Kelsey @patkelsey]

Braxton Jennings. 5th string tailback. Freshman. Walk-on. Ready when his name was called. Next man up. 120 rushing yards with 11 minutes left against the team down the road. Smacking them too. @LouisvilleFB #WalkOnPride

[#Ble55ed™ @Jeremy_CSZ]

💯

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

NFL RedZone this year:

[danawhite @danawhite]

Breaking News 🚨UFC has a new home in 2026 only on @paramountplus

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

We hired a college intern. Today's his first day. Here's what he just sent me.

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

“You say you want to cultivate desert power and you don’t know how many spice fields are on Arrakis?”