Rogue Scallywag ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🚬

Rogue. Scallywag. Bareface cheeked impertinent upstart. Went to university for science but started at the university of crime. Their’s probably a typo.

[Rogue Scallywag ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🚬 @max_dubious]

Yes. I know. I can’t spell and my grammar is shit, I’ve got a special sticker for it.

[Rogue Scallywag ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🚬 @max_dubious]

And sold off to pensions and funds for a guaranteed long return and income.
Sleight of hand.
That you can’t single point access it is beside the point really.
The original point holds true, there are very very few true “hackers” left and that is a matter of of history 🤷‍♂️

[Rogue Scallywag ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🚬 @max_dubious]

Well- in essence they are.
They just happen to also be distributed and fractional.
We invented the made up money system.
That money was never real- it wasn’t a transfer + didn’t come from a bank. In a very real sense they magicked it out of thin air, to be placed in a debt column

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

This is very real and very true

All student loans are stored in a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet. All hackers need to do is hack the mainframe and delete the spreadsheet. Why don't they?

It's very shrimple. It is because that Excel spreadsheet is password protected with a 79 character long password and it can't be cracked

[Rogue Scallywag ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🚬 @max_dubious]

@DrRebeccaTidy Everything is medication when you’re rich enough.

[Rogue Scallywag ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🚬 @max_dubious]

And every day that passes they give less and less of a shit about the meaning and choose to spit on those freedoms and soldiers.
Unless it’s a photo op, or a flavour of patriotism of the day

[Lord Hanson of Flint Labour Peer & Minister @RTHondavehanson]

In a corner of parliament at the far end of the Royal gallery a box lies permantly open containing sand from all five Normandy beaches -a reminder to both houses of the sacrifice & the cause of freedom fought for by brave service people on DDay June 6 th 1944. #DDay

[Alexander Heinz @BigAl_PHD]

@PatrickHeizer When you do drugs you get good at art. This may be a tough pill for people to swallow

[Rogue Scallywag ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🚬 @max_dubious]

This person is a hero.
Promote immediately

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

Quotes From British Military Annual Personnel Reports.

1. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

2. I would not breed from this Officer.

3. This man is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot.

4. This officer can be likened to a small puppy - he runs around excitedly, leaving little messes for other people to clean up.

5. This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, more of a definitely won't-be.

6. When she opens her mouth, it seems only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

7. Couldn't organise 50% leave in a 2 man submarine.

8. He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.

9. He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.

10. Technically sound, but socially impossible.

11. The occasional flashes of adequacy are marred by an attitude of apathy and indifference.

12. When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably.

13. This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.

14. This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope, always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.

15. Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.

16. She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

17. He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.

18. This Officer should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.

19. In my opinion this pilot should not be authorised to fly below 250 feet.

20. The only ship I would recommend for this man is citizenship.

21. Couldn't organise a woodpecker's picnic in Sherwood Forest.

22. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

23. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

24. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

25. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

26. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

27. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

28. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

29. It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm.

30. A room temperature IQ.

31. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.

32. A gross ignoramus, 143 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

33. He has a photographic memory but has the lens cover glued on.

34. He has been working with glue too long.

35. When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.

36. This man hasn't got enough grey matter to sole the flip-flop of a one legged budgie.

37. If two people are talking, and one looks bored, he's the other one.

38. One-celled organisms would out score him in an IQ test.

39. He donated his body to science before he was done using it.

40. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

41. He's so dense, light bends around him.

42. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

43. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.

44. Takes him 1.1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

45. Wheel is turning, but the hamster is long gone.

😁😁

[Rogue Scallywag ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🚬 @max_dubious]

@NotWoofers @WillPBach So is a knife or long sharp pointy stick, but given the right circumstances they still have multiple uses/roles 😉

[Frank Place 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BotFinderUK]

A girl steals baby formula from a shop and goes to jail.
Michelle Mone steals £200m and nothing happens.
THAT'S two tier justice...

[Rogue Scallywag ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🚬 @max_dubious]

@VexxedBeing @MaxJLHardy You seem a genuine person- and maybe it’s miscommunication on my part, so I wish you well.
But, we’re talking about different things.

[Rogue Scallywag ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🚬 @max_dubious]

@VexxedBeing @MaxJLHardy The door- all because he refused to admit guilt.
Was he guilty or not? I don’t know- he claimed he was 🤷‍♂️

It’s all part of how it works- and refusing to admit your guilt will hold you back massively in the system (actually innocent or not)

[Rogue Scallywag ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🚬 @max_dubious]

@VexxedBeing @MaxJLHardy I now believe that the guy Max is referring to was convicted of the crime AM was acquitted of, so the implication has to be that the guilty party could do less time than the wrongfully convicted party? Even so, that’s the system at work. I met a guy who had spent 40+ years behind

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them.

That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving.

You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

[Rogue Scallywag ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🚬 @max_dubious]

A person with anaphylaxis: just dying to watch the little bee wiggle free

[AccuWeather @accuweather]

A beekeeper went viral after calmly allowing a honey bee to remain on his arm as it worked its stinger free and flew away. 🐝

[Trick Forever @khiazmos]

I like Hunter Biden because he isn’t one of those guys that gets sober and then pretends being a degenerate isn’t insanely fun

[Rogue Scallywag ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🚬 @max_dubious]

The thing that gets me about this is, she (or whoever) convinced all the other people-and not one stopped for a sec and said “wait.. we look like twats”

[joão🍂 @r0maniaxpascal]

lembrando de quando na terceira temporada de the boys, eles fizeram a paródia do vídeo das celebridades cantando "imagine" do john lennon com o profundo imitando a gal gadot

[Rogue Scallywag ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🚬 @max_dubious]

@laxmog @JohnConnor_US Liver (co-codamol to morphine for example- where about 6% of the consumed amount gets converted into actual morphine. The rest is derivatives or not absorbed/excreted)

[Rogue Scallywag ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🚬 @max_dubious]

@laxmog @JohnConnor_US Because it takes a shortcut compared to ingestion.
If you eat/drink a drug it has to be absorbed and processed- and go through your liver to get into the blood stream, sometimes your body and drug companies will use that process to change the consumed drug to another drug in the