Melting Dog

It takes a big man tae admit when there wrong but it takes an even bigger man tae give a giraffe a haircut he/him

[Reuters Pictures @reuterspictures]

Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: https://t.co/gyGncIWHsz 📷 Evan Vucci

[Earvin Magic Johnson @MagicJohnson]

I’m in total disbelief my Commanders had such poor clock management in today’s overtime game against the Giants. All we had to do was kick the field goal and we would have won the game!🤦🏾‍♂️

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

D&D is so fucked. Apparently anyone can just kick you of of the group bc you keep doing a Jamaican accent even though your character is from a place you made up where canonically everyone has Jamaican accents.

[Saturday Night Network @thesnlnetwork]

Welcome to the #SNL cast Grace Reiter!

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I DON’T have a problem with any Race , Religion or Sex... I DO have a problem with DUMBFUCKS though.....

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

A REAL nut... Feels like every bone in your body comes out the head of your dick... Say no more. I'm done. Fall asleep in 2min.

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

I remember asking assistant coach Mo Cheeks, what’s harder to do? Workout after practice or before?? I only asked cuz by time I would get to the gym, Russ was already done in the morning and I usually got mine in after practice. Mo like, “coming in before practice is probably harder”…since then, it’s been my routine….a lot of people looked at the emotions on the court and thought Russ was loud, nah to me, he was quiet and methodical. He lead by example and once the lights were bright, he let everything out and experienced pure freedom. It was inspiring as his teammate and everywhere I went, I seen it inspire people from all walks of life, crazy thing is, he didn’t say much, he just showed up. For 18 years. This basketball life is sacred to us as professionals, what we put into that court means everything. Some of us wish we could go back and do things with a little more intent and some can just wipe their hands and be satisfied with the time spent. Who u gonna be? We know what zero was on…keep inspiring in the next phase of life champ. I don’t care what happens, can’t erase what it was…The first YNs, finals run in our early 20s, all star games, seeing each other get injured and bounce back, the bus rides, plane rides, card games, jokes and arguments, the whole thing, memorable!! …to the whole Westbrook family, Nina, the kids, mama Westbrook, big Russ, Ray, Donnell, everybody from luezinger high and ucla and many more that I’m forgettin, much love and Congratulations on a iconic career.

[Jean P. Salib Rivera @JeanPaulSalib1]

@PpollingNumbers Summer Lee should be the next Senator of Pennsylvania

[morgan 🔻 @occamschainsaaw]

billions must read

[十筆斎 @jissunboshi96]

パスタにタバスコをかけすぎたアザラシを描きました。

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

And it made you tweet just like he said.
He got your ass

[Turkish Archives @TurkishArc]

Australian chef Zomi Frankcom left everything behind to feed starving children in Gaza. The IDF killed her. Photos of her body and a bloodied passport were then shared on Telegram channels, celebrated by 125,000 followers.

Remember her name.

[Vaxatious Litigant 💉⚖️👨‍⚖️ @ExposingNV]

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive | Music | The Guardian https://t.co/WBCatC9EMf

[John Haslbauer @PGATout]

The Wizards trading for Trae Young + AD and benching them both for the rest of the season is a blatant sign that the NBA Lottery system has failed to stop tanking.

I came up with a solution to fix it:

[kevin ❄️ @KY_PDX]

Yall joking but the media actually asked him if he felt bad for winning

[Iris 🌺 @silentsuccupunk]

using this caption on such a serious post feels rather tasteless, and I’m very tired of the DNC’s attempts to get with the kids’ new slang instead of just speaking like normal people. I feel like this sort of rhetoric is why they appear awkward and alienating to many.

[Daniel McAdams @DanielLMcAdams]

I guess we owe Huckabee a "thank you."

[Fastbreak Hoops @FastbreakHoops5]

Wait!!!! WHAT! 🤯