mats

[mats @max_metos]

not really into astrology or any of that, but checked my horoscope today and it was spot on

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

@elonmusk My workers are union, have full healthcare + benefits like childcare help, and every one is paid a living wage. Proceeds go to community acts like tutoring underserved kids.

You’re a union buster with an ego problem who pockets the change from underpaying and mistreating people.

[wint @dril]

we avoid piss because it represents Chaos

[wint @dril]

when harry potter said"i solemnly swear to blow up this monsters penis w/ a fire ball" i had to put the book down & bow my head for a moment

[mats @max_metos]

nobody could ever program this shit into a simulation

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

If any of James Madison's descendants is offended by Lizzo wants to try out the 200 year old Iron Collar white folks would affix to our ancestors who tried to escape James Madison's clutches, I'm sure somebody at the
National Museum of African American History could hook you up.

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

modern medicine is amazing

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

joe biden on Hot Ones but he’s just eating 10 normal grapes

[mats @max_metos]

doubt it

[Dieter F. Uchtdorf @UchtdorfDF]

It is my prayer today that we will declare our independence from the division and bitterness of our day and embrace the independent light of the gospel of Jesus Christ. I testify and promise that His light will lead us into a bright and joyful future.

[Adam Burch @k1Lg0reTr0ut]

It was great to stand in solidarity with @TraderJoesUnite today as workers at a dtown Mpls store marched on the boss and indicated they are organizing and building a fighting campaign for a union election!

[Lori Trahan @RepLoriTrahan]

Price for a barrel of oil today: $117.59
Price for a barrel of oil in 2014: $120.45

So why are gas prices 2 dollars higher per gallon today than they were in 2014?

Because Big Oil corporations are hiking prices to rake in record-setting profits.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

This!!!
#VoteBlueIn2022

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Texas Passes Mandatory 24-Hour Waiting Period Before Police Can Engage Active Shooters https://t.co/UVZeprK1vp

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

It is a little hard for me to take the hand-wringing about non-violent protests outside the homes of Supreme Court Justices seriously when the Supreme Court itself ruled protests outside the homes of *doctors who provide abortions* is protected by the 1st amendment.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

The fact that I know more about Johnny Depp’s and Amber Heard’s relationship than I do about the crimes committed by Ginni and Clarence Thomas shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.

[mats @max_metos]

@caleb97794262 @Allisonmonae @RosemaryCard so if it’s his choice to say that, shouldn’t women be allowed to make choices about their own body? trans persons able to make a choice on which bathroom they feel most comfortable in? what if he called your religion a cult, would you not be upset with that slur?

[mats @max_metos]

you literally had months to show solidarity and promote their effort, cancelled on their rally last minute with ZERO explanation, but i guess going to the met gala has a better chance of pleasing party leadership…

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

[Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec]

THREAD. What's going on in West Hollywood should alarm you. A growing movement of residents is seeking to spend small portion of City's safety funds (17%) on social services instead of armed bureaucrats. Mayor is working behind scenes with Sheriff to stop it. A fascinating story:

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

Americans really repeat this stupid shit with a straight face

[mats @max_metos]

class traitor behavior

[isaac behunin @isaacbehunin]

i would shit my pants before i shit at x wives

[mats @max_metos]

scissor kicking my way out of Platos fucking cave

[mats @max_metos]

@lilytayyy that type of piss where you inhale ur damp pillow case kinda tastes good