Shakespeare 2

wow hi

[Shakespeare 2 @max_ogle]

You’re laughing, being Italian is now illegal and you’re laughing?

[Shakespeare 2 @max_ogle]

Just saw a drunk kid who couldn’t be more than 18 years old say “THEY’RE THE LARGEST HUMANITARIAN FORCE IN THE WORLD” no matter who he was talking about he was undoubtedly wrong

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Today the NYPD deployed the Strategic Response Group (SRG) to harass + arrest striking @teamsters.

As Mayor, I will disband the SRG, which has cost taxpayers millions in lawsuit settlements + brutalized countless New Yorkers exercising their first amendment rights.

[Shakespeare 2 @max_ogle]

@PtakTestKitchen I always keep one eye on my haters so I can see them fail

[Shakespeare 2 @max_ogle]

Bro the world is melting if I hear another guy sing a country song with an accent like Ira Glass its over for me

[Shakespeare 2 @max_ogle]

@maxfine_ Oh he got a transplant in the 90s

[Shakespeare 2 @max_ogle]

@PtakTestKitchen You just gotta let it out sometimes

[Shakespeare 2 @max_ogle]

The biggest thing I realized at 30 is that no is as rad John Denver. He’s like if Superman came to earth and didn’t become a fascist. He’s just over here singing about how sick it is to have friends and walk near streams and trees and stuff.

[Shakespeare 2 @max_ogle]

Then he dies flying a plane HE DESIGNED, fly high Icarus you giddy bitch

[Shakespeare 2 @max_ogle]

@PtakTestKitchen Big day for your necklace

[Shakespeare 2 @max_ogle]

What you felt wasn’t an earthquake, it was another season of highly refined and effete audio dramas hitting your favorite podcast app. @DelightsTheater season 5 Werewolves of Massachusetts out now. RIDE THE WOLF

[TheaterOfDelights @DelightsTheater]

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[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

new york city invented having an earthquake

[Shakespeare 2 @max_ogle]

@kinematografi @IHateNYT Lmo this is my hometown

[Shakespeare 2 @max_ogle]

@SimplyKattoo Weird little freak that tries to say the exact right thing in the perfect pitch. Feels like an alien to us but has completed all the things that our society associates with worth. Pete Buttigieg is the closest thing living to a male Bene Gesserit.

[Shakespeare 2 @max_ogle]

If you’re having trouble understanding Paul is the bad guy in Dune, it helps to realize his closest living analog is Pete Buttigieg

[Shakespeare 2 @max_ogle]

I am a serious and very talented voice actor

[TheaterOfDelights @DelightsTheater]

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[Shakespeare 2 @max_ogle]

@frankderuggiero Ok but what about me who calls him Joey Pants? What about that Frank?

[Shakespeare 2 @max_ogle]

Obviously Joe Biden my kill himself and come back white

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

But they're BOTH so OLD! Gandalf can barely remember his passwords and even forgot that people called him Gandalf (yikes), while Saruman betrayed the Free Peoples of middle-earth and led an insurrection that stormed Helm's Deep. You can see how they're equally bad choices.

[Shakespeare 2 @max_ogle]

CANNONICALLY ITALIAN LETO ATREIDES II: I WALKA THE GOLDEN PATH OVA HERE

[lana cel ray @sumbitches]

Me on Jupiter having achieved the state of more stupider

[Shakespeare 2 @max_ogle]

@feraljokes And you don’t even need to