Just saw a drunk kid who couldn’t be more than 18 years old say “THEY’RE THE LARGEST HUMANITARIAN FORCE IN THE WORLD” no matter who he was talking about he was undoubtedly wrong
Today the NYPD deployed the Strategic Response Group (SRG) to harass + arrest striking @teamsters.
As Mayor, I will disband the SRG, which has cost taxpayers millions in lawsuit settlements + brutalized countless New Yorkers exercising their first amendment rights.
The biggest thing I realized at 30 is that no is as rad John Denver. He’s like if Superman came to earth and didn’t become a fascist. He’s just over here singing about how sick it is to have friends and walk near streams and trees and stuff.
What you felt wasn’t an earthquake, it was another season of highly refined and effete audio dramas hitting your favorite podcast app. @DelightsTheater season 5 Werewolves of Massachusetts out now. RIDE THE WOLF
@SimplyKattoo Weird little freak that tries to say the exact right thing in the perfect pitch. Feels like an alien to us but has completed all the things that our society associates with worth. Pete Buttigieg is the closest thing living to a male Bene Gesserit.
But they're BOTH so OLD! Gandalf can barely remember his passwords and even forgot that people called him Gandalf (yikes), while Saruman betrayed the Free Peoples of middle-earth and led an insurrection that stormed Helm's Deep. You can see how they're equally bad choices.