Max Artifice

#NeverTrump #NeverCankles #WeAreAllScrewed #SMOD2016

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@TheEagleOnline @AmericanU Behold, the stupidest generation ever behaving as always like pansies.

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Are you clowns getting tired of all this winning that #AmnestyDon promised you? No? Then bend over for the next one.

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We warned you about lying #AmnestyDon and you wouldn't listen.

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@seanhannity Hillary is the world's biggest blame-shifter. Hannity: "Hold my beer."

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@CatoInstitute The United States is a nation founded by legal immigrants.

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@LouDobbs @POTUS It would be shorter and more honest if you just admitted that you've been played.

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@SooperMexican Can't fix stupid, Soop.

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@seanhannity You own this.

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@seanhannity You need to seek help if you believe this.

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@CNNPolitics Thank you AG Sessions. Thank you President Trump. Thank you for upholding the rule of law and putting an end to Obama lawlessness.

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@AceofSpadesHQ @GOP That's a pure genius proposal so naturally the GOP won't go anywhere near it.

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@EdMorrissey @mvespa Well, in fairness to Trump, if Guam has, say, ten tourists now then a tenfold increase isn't exactly a bridge too far.

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@mkbruni Yeah that's why the pole always wins. Oh wait...

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Toured Furniture Row Racing garage this week. Winning attitude shows there and on the track.

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@ComfortablySmug You are literally a drama queen.

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@FleshmanKaren @zoe_samuel Oh, I see you are a white guilt idiot. Life is hard, Karen. But it's harder when you're stupid. I pity you.

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@FleshmanKaren @zoe_samuel You need to give this @nytdavidbrooks brown nosing a rest.

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Hey, @nytdavidbrooks If you go to baseball game instead of opera are you cultural slumming?