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Game 92 of 2026
📆 Tuesday 20 October 2026
⌚️ 7:45pm
🏟️ Cromley Road (5th visit)
🏬 Stockport, Cheshire
🏫 Woodsmoor
🏆 Midland Football League Premier Division
📜 Stockport Georgians 3-1 West Didsbury & Chorlton
💷 £7

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@Madcyril2001 @anon_opin Mr Stansted over here

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@RealJKay @anon_opin Ryanair? You wait until the last few people are boarding, then you join the queue. The aim is to spend as little time dealing with them as possible, also in turn maximising potential bar time

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@Madcyril2001 @FPLFella @anon_opin That’s a very long flight to be fair. Get as wankered as possible, board half asleep, get the entire flight worth of sleep and then getting home ain’t *that* difficult

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@Bernstein991Zio @AitchDeeNC @anon_opin Yeadon security is piss easy midday, thankfully. Whenever I have to fly from there I either go to Yeadon spoons or the Greene King near the terminal beforehand

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@anon_opin Just get 3 pints from the bar, if you arrived in a city at 12pm for a 3pm football match you’d do the same no?

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Does the Irish tricolour have stripes in support of a colonialist occupation of England?

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@King_Haughton @LutonTown Would a Union Jack be deemed acceptable at league of ireland grounds if a travelling English fan came over supporting an Irish side?

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@athcliath @Watson_SLdn Well a pint there is like €4, elsewhere in Dublin City it’s about €7. It’s more economical to have a shit and wipe my arse with a fiver every 3 pints than drink elsewhere

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@BigIrishBalls69 @Jor__Bohs Because there’s about a million Irish people who “support” English teams and approximately 1 English person who flies over to watch the LOI every week?

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@TerribleMaps Italy meanwhile yes yes yes

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@TerribleMaps The idea of demolishing a full English while hung over is not an idea I wish to comprehend

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@VamosDundee Not a scratch on Dr Kawashima’s Brain Training

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@keithposting Italian been fucking robbed here

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@athcliath @Watson_SLdn It’s like a 20 minute walk from the spoons on abbey street. Isn’t far from anywhere just a fucking shithole

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@chsingthedragon @ben6vwxu5 Named after Alfred the Great of course…

Seriously couldn’t give a fuck if the pasta was made in Runcorn or Rosario though. Actually I could, British farmers are twats

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Wetherspoons pasta alfredo is banging. And it only cost me £8.62 with a pint as well

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@hairbear65 Fuck knows what one of them is

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@Danshields1412 I’m blaming Putin

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@athcliath @Watson_SLdn Great ground though, even despite the Saturday night kickoffs and being in the middle of Bolivia

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@athcliath @Watson_SLdn Phibsborough is a shithole. And Tallaght Stadium is like a 10 minute walk from the Luas anyway

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@Thomrangaking please don’t like my tweets, this account is NOT a safe space for racists. Go fuck yourself 👍

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@athcliath @Watson_SLdn It’ll be exactly like Tallaght. Whatever happens to it there’s no reason to rebuild Dalymount from the ground up, just refurb the terrace and they’d be grand