Confirmed guest to eat at Dinos cafe with me next week is TV super star an Olivier Giroud lookalike @Rylan - Rylan is looking forward to eating a lasagna and chips at 5 am whilst shouting Bosh over and over again. Who’s excited ? 😂😂
BREAKING: Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex-girlfriend, Camila Morrone details the “worst date of my life” with the actor.
“He rented out a whole cinema, and made me watch every single ‘STAR WARS’ movie while he ran around with his lightsaber pretending to fight bad guys.”
The finest Partridgisms you’ll hear this season. First, a strangled scream in response to Benzema’s goal, then this masterpiece - ‘That tackle could de-horn a caribou’ https://t.co/MzXFGD6cHY
I'm ignoring Twitter today, or until all of the usual anti-Brexit, anti-Boris, #FBPE#ToryScum brigade who have transferred their expertise and outrage to #coronavirus stop trying to prove how clever they are by talking about how confused they are
Laters 👍