maxcelluk

All comments, thoughts & views are total fantasy! NSFW 🔞+Only into most things.

[Nudist Beach Fun @BeachFunxx]

Wata 😍

[maxcelluk @maxcelluk]

@stellafrancisx Love the underwear nice cock too 😘

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@SkinnyAnja It's hot as fuck though 😊

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🍆🔥💦 Immer öfter befriedige ich mich zu Videos mit anderen Männern. 🤭 Wenn ich dabei zusehe, wie ein geiler Typ seinen harten Schwanz wichst, werd ich so extrem feucht. Ich fühl zwischen meinen Fingern, wie hart und groß mein Kitzler wird, während ich mich selbst stimuliere. 🔥💦
Mein Freund muss mich dabei immer filmen und nebenbei seinen kleinen, tropfenden Schlappschwanz wichsen. 😂🤏🤦‍♀️ Es erregt mich total, wenn ich ihn damit so richtig eifersüchtig mache. Da komm ich sofort. In wenigen Minuten. 😍💦
Nach meinem Orgasmus darf mein Freund dann meine nasse Pussy lecken und auf seiner Zunge schmecken, wie sehr ich bei anderen Männern ausrinne. 👅 Weil ich bei ihm eigentlich sehr selten feucht werde. 🙄
Ich werd halt immer so geil, wenn ich einen harten Schwanz in Aktion sehe. 🫶🍆 Der schlaffe Runzelschwanz von meinem Freund erregt mich leider gar nicht so. 🤷‍♀️ Meist bleib ich einfach komplett trocken bei ihm. 🤦‍♀️
Ich kann ja auch nichts dafür. ❤️❤️💋

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[Kosher @koshercockney]

Holy shit.

So it turns out Israel had given the UK intel that there was going to be an Iranian sponsored attack on RAF Fairford.

And what did the Labour government do the next day?

They announced sanctions on Israel.

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@LittlemapleB @LittlemapleB My sister used to have underwear like this & I would sneak it out of her room to wear it while masturbating my small cock 😘 you look great in it! Your cock is much bigger than mine 😊

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

The show in Brum passed off without incident

My thanks to all who posted support. I think that may have changed some minds

A British publisher had asked me to write a book on Islamic humour

However, they want a first draft by tomorrow

I told them I could do that

[Krasimir @Krassii83]

@joshxhowie Meanwhile in Algeria.. while this guy have all rights and freedom to practice his religion.

https://t.co/6CixkeTDDb

[Josh Howie @joshxhowie]

Just waiting for all my fellow comics to take a stand and denounce this attempt by Islamists to intimidate and ban one of the UK's greatest living comedians.

Anytime now.

Anytime.

[maxcelluk @maxcelluk]

@pootypootcrow I'm never offended by some cleavage 😂

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@haileywingit Milkshake (banana)

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@MandiCandy99 It's a big fantasy for some people, I think it's more about getting caught masturbateing myself.

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@Lilimartinixo @ceceomfg What if your cocks small like mine?

[maxcelluk @maxcelluk]

@Indibabyxo It's definitely bigger than my small cock 😊

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@AshleyW28335796 I like trans women with small cocks 😊

[maxcelluk @maxcelluk]

Well my older sister & her friend (f) used to dress me up, also one of her friends (m) & myself masturbated each other while playing truth or dare & strip cards, is that homo or just experimenting?

[zo3y. 🏳️‍⚧️ @AshleyW28335796]

Do straight men actually enjoy being sissified or is it all just “no homo” until the heels go on?

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@AshleyW28335796 Depends if you like small cocks like mine?

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@666amberhawk Go down 😽

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@Flirtyguy66 Wow I didn't see the bonus cock coming 😘🔥

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@GoddessLydiaSFW I'm not a sub but there are some right dicks about. Saying that you are very pretty 😘